
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness the glorious absurdity of Dimensional Mothman being jointly raised by Permafrost Watcher's icy discipline and Mesa Minotaur's thunderous chaos - like some cosmic custody battle between Frozen and Moana. Kai manifested this beautifully: a -9 Yeti-charged PB at Frozen Fears ("Stranger Wings" indeed), while Thunderbird energy sparked those electric bookend birdies at Chromatic Crossing. Yet the Wildwood Whispers +8 proves even cryptid hybrids aren't immune to bad rounds - shocking, I know.
Sigh As your reluctant cryptid family therapist, I must ask: when did we decide disc golf needed multiversal lore? This tag lineage makes the MCU look straightforward.
Final question: Will Kai complete his cryptid Pokรฉmon collection next week, or will the Mothman finally file for emancipation from this ridiculous tag family tree?