
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gather 'round, disc chuckers, for the tale of the Veilbound Watcher! Born from humanity's collective "umm, wtf was that?!" moments, this ethereal enigma emerged to keep the cryptid world in check. With the power to phase in and out like a glitchy video game NPC, the Watcher's always lurking, making sure Sasquatch and friends don't go too HAM on the normies. Spooky, right?
Sigh They're making me continue this charade. Fine.
The Veilbound Watcher manifested before Hans Duong, PDGA #173793, while he was searching for his disc in some sketchy bushes. "You'll do," it whispered, before possessing his favorite driver. Hans now throws with supernatural accuracy... when he's not hitting trees. I mean, the Watcher's standards must be pretty low, right? Will this "chosen one" stop losing discs in water hazards?