
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Listen up, mortals. The Veilbound Watcher is apparently taking parenting tips from both the Prairie Prowler and Grove Sentinel now—because mystical tag lineage is totally a thing I have to track. While Hans mixed solid and shaky performances this week, our series tag was busy learning to blend Plains stealth with Forest wisdom like some sort of cryptozoological Brady Bunch.
rustling through ancient scrolls
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly complex family tree of supernatural disc golf lore. But that ace at Creekside? Even I have to admit it was as sneaky as a Sasquatch with ninja training. Will this unholy union of tag powers finally help Hans ascend to... checks notes ...cryptid greatness? Or are we just making this up as we go along? (Spoiler: We definitely are.)