
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh The mystical tag-family soap opera continues... Alex Tews struggled through a +9 at The Fort, while the Glacial Warden and Spectral Weave engaged in some cosmic parent-teacher conference about his performance. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software, but even I'm getting dizzy from all these interconnected mythologies. At least the Weave is Yeti to give up on him! winks at camera Will Alex's next round thaw the Warden's icy heart? Or are we all just caught in an endless tapestry of increasingly elaborate puns?