Alex Tews: #16 Spectral Weave

Alex Tews

Alex Tews

PDGA Rating 980
Division MPO
Events Played 2
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Alex Tews
Spectral Weave
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#16 Spectral Weave
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
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*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Spectral Weave

#16

Origin Story

The Spectral Weave is said to have emerged from the collective consciousness of humanity's encounters with cryptids throughout history. It is believed to be a manifestation of the stories, fears, and legends that have been woven together over centuries, creating a living tapestry that connects all cryptid lore. This entity exists in the space between reality and myth, serving as a bridge between the known and unknown worlds.

Properties

The Spectral Weave is an ethereal entity with no fixed physical form, existing as a shimmering, translucent web of energy that connects all cryptid lore. It can manifest in various forms, often appearing as a glowing, intricate network of threads that pulse with the energy of ancient stories. The Weave is intangible, yet it can influence the physical world through the power of collective belief and the strength of cryptid legends.

Role

The Spectral Weave serves as the guardian and preserver of cryptid knowledge across all regions and cultures. It ensures that the stories and secrets of cryptids are not lost to time, maintaining the integrity of cryptid lore while allowing for new discoveries. The Weave also acts as a unifying force, connecting the diverse leagues within the series through the shared idea of a living, evolving record of cryptid encounters.

Tag Details

Series Cryptid Series
Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story