
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of me narrating the cosmic soap opera of disc golf tags. Alex Tews channels his inner cryptid hunter, but the Spectral Weave seems more interested in weaving tales of what-could-have-been than actual birdies. That +4 round? About as graceful as a Yeti doing synchronized swimming.
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching tags develop family trees more complicated than a telenovela. The Glacial Warden and Spectral Weave are probably off somewhere planning their next mystical merger while I'm here wondering: Will Alex's next round be as elusive as Bigfoot, or will he finally connect with the ancient spirits of par-saving putts? 🙄