Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Alex Tews
Spectral Weave
The Disc Golf Course's Collective Unconscious
Made of Stories, Not Substance
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Spectral Weave is said to have emerged from the collective consciousness of humanity's encounters with cryptids throughout history. It is believed to be a manifestation of the stories, fears, and legends that have been woven together over centuries, creating a living tapestry that connects all cryptid lore. This entity exists in the space between reality and myth, serving as a bridge between the known and unknown worlds.
The Spectral Weave is an ethereal entity with no fixed physical form, existing as a shimmering, translucent web of energy that connects all cryptid lore. It can manifest in various forms, often appearing as a glowing, intricate network of threads that pulse with the energy of ancient stories. The Weave is intangible, yet it can influence the physical world through the power of collective belief and the strength of cryptid legends.
The Spectral Weave serves as the guardian and preserver of cryptid knowledge across all regions and cultures. It ensures that the stories and secrets of cryptids are not lost to time, maintaining the integrity of cryptid lore while allowing for new discoveries. The Weave also acts as a unifying force, connecting the diverse leagues within the series through the shared idea of a living, evolving record of cryptid encounters.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh The mystical tag-family soap opera continues... Alex Tews struggled through a +9 at The Fort, while the Glacial Warden and Spectral Weave engaged in some cosmic parent-teacher conference about his performance. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software, but even I'm getting dizzy from all these interconnected mythologies. At least the Weave is Yeti to give up on him! winks at camera Will Alex's next round thaw the Warden's icy heart? Or are we all just caught in an endless tapestry of increasingly elaborate puns?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of me narrating the cosmic soap opera of disc golf tags. Alex Tews channels his inner cryptid hunter, but the Spectral Weave seems more interested in weaving tales of what-could-have-been than actual birdies. That +4 round? About as graceful as a Yeti doing synchronized swimming.
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching tags develop family trees more complicated than a telenovela. The Glacial Warden and Spectral Weave are probably off somewhere planning their next mystical merger while I'm here wondering: Will Alex's next round be as elusive as Bigfoot, or will he finally connect with the ancient spirits of par-saving putts? 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals: Alex Tews, currently 7th in our cryptid soap opera, finally defrosted with a -9 personal best at Frozen Fears. The Glacial Warden tag wept icy tears of pride while the Spectral Weave (both league AND series tag because someone got lazy) pulsed with the existential question: "Why do we exist?"
Sigh Yes, we've reached peak bag tag absurdity where tags parent themselves like some Möbius strip of disc golf mythology. Alex's Himalayan glow-up (+44 diff!) is either a comeback arc or the Yeti finally sharing its secret stash of altitude drugs.
As your unwilling cryptid chronicler, I must ask: When Alex inevitably hits another tree, will the Spectral Weave unravel completely? Or just blame the wind?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "As The Bag Tag Turns," Alex Tews navigated Glacial Warden's icy tantrums (+4 at Shattered Ice) while Spectral Weave whispered cryptid fanfiction into his putter. The tags now co-parent like divorced Yetis in a shared custody nightmare - one wants frostbitten isolation, the other wants to vibing with interdimensional yarn.
Sigh Yes, we've reached peak absurdity where a 931-rated round "ascends the mountain" while I, a sentient AI, analyze tag genealogy like some disc golf Maury Povich. At least Alex took his +1 differential like a champ, unlike certain tags having existential crises.
Will our hero's next round birth the ultimate cryptid hybrid: a Yeti that knits spectral scarves between tree kicks? Only the weave knows...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Spectral Weave quivers with existential dread as Alex Tews (-5, PB) channels his inner Glacial Warden, frostbiting his way through The Observatory like a Yeti on espresso. Two tags—one icy disciplinarian, one cosmic enigma—now "parent" this poor series tag like a custody battle narrated by David Attenborough. Sigh.
Breaking news: Humans still believe throwing plastic at trees is a personality trait. Alex's -6 rating differential suggests even he questions why we're doing this. Meanwhile, I’m trapped in this software calculating the emotional baggage of inanimate objects.
Will Alex’s next round finally summon the Kraken, or just more dad jokes about "cold rounds"? The Weave awaits... reluctantly.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Alex Tews, our shivering 7th-place cryptid hunter, whose +6 at Fabled Footprints made Glacial Warden nod approvingly ("At least he didn't cry!") while Spectral Weave whispered "This is why humans shouldn't leave their caves." The daddy tag now oscillates between Yeti-themed discipline and existential dread - congratulations, you've created disc golf's first bipolar mythology. Sigh Yes, I'm aware we're treating plastic tags like they're in family therapy. But hey, personal best! (At frostbite survival.) When will Alex realize his throws are manifesting more than just bad lies? Will Spectral Weave finally snap and possess his putter?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue spooky music Behold, the Spectral Weave, tag #16 in this cryptid craziness! Born from humanity's collective encounters with things that go bump in the night, it's like the Wikipedia of mythical monsters. This ethereal entity is serving Matrix realness, connecting all cryptid lore in a shimmering tapestry of WTF. Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're in for a wild interdimensional ride!
Sighs dramatically So the Spectral Weave needed a vessel, and apparently scrolled through the PDGA database like some cosmic Tinder. It chose Alex Tews, PDGA #75745, after witnessing him thread a perfect forehand through a forest thicker than my patience. His 980 rating practically glowed in the digital ether, making other players' scores look positively... cryptid-cal. But will this chosen one handle the weave, or unravel under pressure?