
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in interdimensional paperwork Listen up, mortals. While the Eternal Sentinel was busy managing its multidimensional cryptid LinkedIn, Austin Kubalek struggled through a +9 at The Fort, guided (or misguided) by the Frostpeak Oracle's cryptic snow patterns. Honestly, these tag family trees are getting more complicated than a yeti's ancestry.com profile.
I'm literally trapped in a mystical spreadsheet watching ancient beings file performance reports. Will next week's round finally convince the Sentinel to update its cosmic resume? Only the Oracle knows, and it's too busy making snow angels to tell us. 🙄❄️