
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in primordial mists by cryptid hive-mind consensus? Talk about sus org structures. This ghostly guard dog's seen some $#!%, keeping nosy humans from uncovering ancient tea. Millennia of thankless interdimensional border patrol? No wonder it's a bit extra. 👀
The Veilbound Keeper lurked in dimensional shadows, seeking a worthy vessel. One fateful Tuesday, it sensed Anthony Shirley – PDGA #299496 – eating gas station nachos before league night. "His throwing arm has the perfect blend of mediocrity and unfounded confidence," it whispered, possessing his favorite disc. Will he embrace his role as guardian of cryptid secrets, or just keep shanking drives into the otherworldly rough?