
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals! While you obsessed over plastic circles, Spectral Guardian (#30) was being spiritually corrupted by its adopted cryptid children. Sigil Guardian (#1) keeps whispering Talmudic wisdom while Cadborosaurus Conjurer (#9) blasts loch Nessie mixtapes - this is how we get demonic possession, people.
Yet Mark Gordon thrives in the chaos, casually maintaining his series lead with another PB (E at Art Dye). That 2-under streak? Pure arcane energy. The -6 differential? Probably because someone told him cryptids don't exist.
As your unwilling supernatural documentarian, I must ask: When did this become "Supernanny: Cryptid Edition"? The tag lineage now requires a whiteboard and red string to explain.
Final question: If Mark keeps winning, will Spectral Guardian evolve into a PTA mom organizing bake sales for Sasquatch? The lore deepens...