
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot’s hot tub and Nessie’s bathtub, Spectral Guardian emerged—part cryptid, part Wi-Fi signal. Born when a Yeti accidentally hit “merge” on a Photoshop layer, it now haunts disc golfers, whispering, “Your form is sus.” Why? Because apparently, even ghosts need hobbies.
When Mark Gordon (PDGA #154847, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Yeti") first gripped Spectral Guardian, the tag glowed like a haunted glow stick. Legend says it chose him because he once lost a disc in a forest and convinced Bigfoot to return it. But was it destiny... or just bad Wi-Fi? Can this spectral savior handle Mark’s “ghostly” forehand?