
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial soup of blurry Bigfoot footage and Loch Ness selfies, Echo Warden emerged—a spectral DJ mixing cryptid beats. Born when a Yeti’s roar, a Chupacabra’s hiss, and Nessie’s splash collided in a cosmic TikTok trend. Now it haunts disc golf courses, whispering, “Believe in the lore, bro.” Why? Because apparently, even myths need merch.
When Lucas Gazzola unleashed a 300-foot hyzer that somehow ricocheted off a Sasquatch-shaped tree, Echo Warden knew its DJ booth had found its first victim. With a PDGA number (188005) that screams "I was born to hunt cryptids," Lucas became the chosen one. But can a man who probably thinks Bigfoot is just a guy in a fur suit truly wield the power of Echo Warden? Or will he just drop the beat... and the tag?