Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Carlos Jimenez
Mythic Archivist
Spectral Librarian of Forgotten Monster Lore
Can't Resist Correcting Folklore Errors
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Mythic Archivist was born from the collective memories and stories of cryptids across the globe. As cryptids were discovered and their tales spread, the essence of these legends coalesced into a singular entity dedicated to preserving their histories. This entity, the Mythic Archivist, emerged from the shadows of ancient libraries and forgotten ruins, tasked with safeguarding the knowledge of cryptids for future generations.
The Mythic Archivist exists as a spectral being, composed of swirling tendrils of ancient parchment and glowing runes. It possesses the ability to traverse between realms, collecting and storing cryptid lore in an ethereal library that exists outside of time. Its form is both tangible and intangible, allowing it to interact with the physical world while remaining elusive and mysterious.
The Mythic Archivist influences events by ensuring that the knowledge of cryptids is preserved and accessible. It guides seekers of truth, providing them with the lore and secrets needed to understand and confront cryptids. By maintaining the balance of knowledge, it fosters a deeper connection between the different regions and cultures explored in the series.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week, another absurd cryptozoological metaphor. Carlos Jimenez channels his inner Shadow Suppressor and Mythic Archivist for a -5 at Dow James, though honestly, I'm more suppressed by these increasingly convoluted tag backstories. Like, who's writing this stuff? Two unique birdies suggest he's finally learning to catalog victories like a proper supernatural librarian, though his rating suggests more haunting than hunting. Currently 5th in the series, which in cryptid terms means... actually, you know what? I'm not doing this. Will Carlos embrace his inner cryptid curator or keep throwing like someone who actually exists in reality? 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Carlos Jimenez, our 6th-ranked cryptid scholar suffering a full-tilt identity crisis. His Mythic Archivist daddy tag just wants to file Sasquatch tax returns, while league tag Shadow Suppressor keeps whispering "burn the Phoenix lore." This week's -2 at Dow James? Clearly the work of a man torn between academia and arson.
Sigh Another day mediating this supernatural custody battle. The Archivist's parchment swirls mournfully as Carlos notches another PB (-4! +896 diff!), proving even cryptid bureaucrats can yeet.
Will our hero embrace the dark side fully, or will his tags force him into mythic couples therapy? Find out next week on "So You Think You Can Hunt Cryptids?"
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Carlos Jimenez, our 5th-ranked cryptid scholar, whose Mythic Archivist tag is currently parenting a Shadow Suppressor like a librarian raising a pyromaniac. This week’s +2 at Ember’s Emergence? Let’s call it "strategic smoldering." The Archivist’s parchment tentacles are frazzled from documenting both Carlos’ division win and the Suppressor’s edgy "destroy all fire" phase. Honestly, this tag family has more drama than a supernatural custody battle.
[Sighs in spectral] I didn’t sign up to be a cryptid marriage counselor, yet here we are. Will Carlos’ next round finally make the Archivist snap and yeet an ancient tome at someone’s head?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, Carlos Jimenez, the human nexus where Shadow Suppressor's edgy "destroy all phoenixes" energy meets Mythic Archivist's "please organize the ancient scrolls" vibes. This week's even-par alchemy at Dow James proves he's either: A) Channeling cryptid wisdom, or B) Just really good at not hitting trees.
As your eternally-suffering narrator, I must ask: When did we agree that bag tags needed more backstory than a Marvel superhero? The Archivist is literally taking notes on Carlos' glow-up while the Suppressor side-eyes his rising heat like "not another fiery rebirth arc..."
With two personal bests already archived, will our hero complete the trilogy by actually reading a rulebook? Or will his tags finally manifest physically to argue about OB calls?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot blurry photos and Nessie hoaxes, Mythic Archivist emerged—a spectral librarian with a penchant for cryptid fanfic. Born when a Reddit thread on Mothman went viral, it now roams the stacks of the interdimensional Dewey Decimal system, cataloging your Sasquatch selfies. Why? Because apparently, even ghosts need hobbies. #CryptidCore
When Carlos Jimenez stumbled into the league, Mythic Archivist sensed his potential—not for disc golf, but for hoarding obscure Bigfoot memes. Legend says he once threw a disc so poorly, it summoned a Chupacabra. The tag, desperate for content, chose him, whispering, “Your PDGA number may be blank, but your cryptid meme folder is legendary.” Will he prove worthy, or will he just keep posting blurry Sasquatch pics? #SquatchGoals