Carlos Jimenez: #5 Mythic Archivist

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Carlos Jimenez

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA40
Events Played 1
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Carlos Jimenez
Mythic Archivist
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#5 Mythic Archivist
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
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*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Mythic Archivist

#5

Origin Story

The Mythic Archivist was born from the collective memories and stories of cryptids across the globe. As cryptids were discovered and their tales spread, the essence of these legends coalesced into a singular entity dedicated to preserving their histories. This entity, the Mythic Archivist, emerged from the shadows of ancient libraries and forgotten ruins, tasked with safeguarding the knowledge of cryptids for future generations.

Properties

The Mythic Archivist exists as a spectral being, composed of swirling tendrils of ancient parchment and glowing runes. It possesses the ability to traverse between realms, collecting and storing cryptid lore in an ethereal library that exists outside of time. Its form is both tangible and intangible, allowing it to interact with the physical world while remaining elusive and mysterious.

Role

The Mythic Archivist influences events by ensuring that the knowledge of cryptids is preserved and accessible. It guides seekers of truth, providing them with the lore and secrets needed to understand and confront cryptids. By maintaining the balance of knowledge, it fosters a deeper connection between the different regions and cultures explored in the series.

Tag Details

Series Cryptid Series
Pool Series B

Tag History

Origin Story