
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week, another absurd cryptozoological metaphor. Carlos Jimenez channels his inner Shadow Suppressor and Mythic Archivist for a -5 at Dow James, though honestly, I'm more suppressed by these increasingly convoluted tag backstories. Like, who's writing this stuff? Two unique birdies suggest he's finally learning to catalog victories like a proper supernatural librarian, though his rating suggests more haunting than hunting. Currently 5th in the series, which in cryptid terms means... actually, you know what? I'm not doing this. Will Carlos embrace his inner cryptid curator or keep throwing like someone who actually exists in reality? š