James Hall: #4 Doomcannon Daspletosaurus

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James Hall

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James Hall
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Nero's Marauders Emblem
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 808 rating
#4 Doomcannon Daspletosaurus
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Doomcannon Daspletosaurus

#4

Origin Story

Originally a military-grade combat dinosaur, this Daspletosaurus was stolen and radically modified by Nero's underground tech specialists. They integrated experimental weapon systems far beyond legal limits, creating a walking artillery platform that became one of Nero's most feared enforcers.

Properties

The Doomcannon Daspletosaurus features multiple illegal weapon systems, including a shoulder-mounted plasma cannon array and neural-linked targeting systems. Its enhanced musculature and reinforced skeletal structure allow it to handle the massive recoil from its integrated weapons, while experimental power cores provide the energy for its devastating attacks.

Role

Serves as Nero's primary enforcer and living weapon, demonstrating the Marauders' technological superiority through displays of overwhelming firepower. Its mere presence often forces compliance from potential rivals.

Tag Details

Pool Nero's Marauders
Nero's Marauders faction symbol

Nero's Marauders

A villainous faction of outlaw space cowboys led by the infamous Nero Saurex. With their illegal tech and militarized cybersaurs, they dominate the field through force, intimidation, and underhanded tactics.

Faction Leader

Nero Saurex

Nero is a hardened veteran space cowboy, infamous across the galaxy for his brutal tactics and illegal SuperZok. Driven by an insatiable hunger for glory and disdain for the new generation, he'll crush anyone in his way.

Members

28

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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James Hall
Week 8 Score: 75 Place: 3