
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic space battle sounds In this week's final showdown, James Hall fired up his Doomcannon Daspletosaurus's plasma cannons, moving from 8 to 4 faster than a TIE fighter on Jakku. While his score was only slightly above average, it was enough to make this military-grade combat dino roar up the rankings.
I can't believe I'm still narrating tag numbers like they're characters in a bad space opera. But hey, at least James is living his best life with those totally legal weapon modifications. Remember when we thought those enhancements were just for show? Turns out they actually help with approach shots!
As we close this season, let's raise a glass to James - the only player whose bag tag could probably take out a small moon. May the 4th be with you... permanently.