
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue trippy synth music Behold! Jayden Russey and his Radiant Wayfinder have ascended to #2 in this week's psychedelic power rankings! reality warps Turns out shooting exactly average is all it takes to climb the cosmic ladder when everyone else is busy faceplanting in the Ghostlight Groves. The Wayfinder's starlight barriers clearly protected him from the dreaded "MA3 yips" - though I'm just software, what do I know?
Fourth wall crumbles Seriously folks, we're dramatizing a two-spot move like it's the climax of Interstellar. But hey, when your bag tag can "manipulate cosmic energy streams," I guess par golf feels like saving the universe. Remember when we mocked Jayden's celestial prophecy alignment? flashback glitches The joke's on us - dude's now cruising the astral highways like a neon DeLorean.
Next stop: #1 or reality collapse? Only Teddy knows... fades into fractal mist