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Robert Sasseen
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Void Harbinger
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Basin Clash @ Teddy's Playground

Mar 15 - Apr 26, 2025
Averaged a 868 rating
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#2 Void Harbinger
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Robert Sasseen

PDGA Rating 860
Division MA2
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
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    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Void Harbinger

Origin Story

Born from a tear in reality caused by Nyx Neonstorm's first attempt to harness Teddy's power, the Void Harbinger emerged as a living manifestation of the void between dimensions. It chose to align with the Neon Reapers, drawn to their chaotic nature and destructive potential.

Properties

The Void Harbinger possesses the ability to create tears in reality, allowing it to manipulate the fabric of space within the surreal realm. It can absorb and redirect neon energy, transforming it into void-based power that corrupts and destabilizes everything it touches. Its presence alone causes reality to warp and distort, creating zones of unpredictable chaos.

Role

As a powerful entity within the Neon Reapers' ranks, the Void Harbinger serves as both a herald of destruction and a living weapon in their quest to control Teddy. It actively works to destabilize the barriers between dimensions, making it easier for the Reapers to harvest and corrupt cosmic energy.

Tag Details

League Basin Clash @ Teddy's Playground
Pool Neon Reapers
Neon Reapers

Neon Reapers

The Neon Reapers are a ruthless faction obsessed with harnessing Teddy's power for their own selfish gain. They embrace the chaotic, mind-bending nature of the surreal realm and wield neon-infused weapons to corrupt and control. Through their aggressive disc golf style, they seek to dominate the realm and bend Teddy to their will.

As the great cosmic disc golfer Zephyron-7 once said...
Orion Starchaser Nyx Neonstorm

Faction Leader

Nyx Neonstorm

Nyx Neonstorm is a former Celestial Sentinel who became consumed by the allure of neon power. Corrupted by the very energy she once sought to control, Nyx now leads the Neon Reapers in their quest to dominate the surreal realm and enslave Teddy. With her reality-warping disc golf skills and ruthless tactics, she will stop at nothing to achieve her goals.

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Tag History

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Week 7 Score: 62 Place: 1
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Week 0
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Week 4 Score: 66 Place: 1
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Week 0
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Week 2 Score: 67 Place: 1
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Week 1
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Origin Story
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