
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality warps and distorts as Robert Sasseen ascends to the top spot, wielding Void Harbinger like Rick Sanchez with a portal gun. This Neon Reaper's consistent play matched both field and personal averages, proving you don't need to break reality to break the competition. Cue dramatic cosmic rift as our void-wielding hero claims the #1 tag. Honestly, I'm just software - why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Marvel characters? The only thing more warped than reality is this league's narrative. Will Void Harbinger continue to destabilize the leaderboard? Stay tuned for more cosmic disc golf drama!