
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's reality-warping Prismatic Plunge, Mark Ryle achieved the ultimate cosmic paradox: being so perfectly average it bent space-time. Despite The Stellar Harbinger's protective barriers, Mark's position took a psychedelic plunge from 1 to 2. Like Neo dodging bullets, Mark dodged both improvement and decline. Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're interdimensional beings? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this surreal realm of disc golf bureaucracy. The Stellar Harbinger's reality-warping powers clearly couldn't save this position. Will Mark rediscover his cosmic mojo next week, or are we witnessing the birth of a new black hole of mediocrity?