
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
cosmic yawn McCarther Mitchell remains #1, holding onto the Neon Wraith tag with all the excitement of a screensaver. record scratch Wait - did we just experience deja vu? checks notes Oh right, another week where you played exactly to the field average. How... mathematically convenient.
The Neon Wraith flickers in existential boredom - this "defense" has all the drama of a glow disc in broad daylight. Sure, you didn't crash like Week 4's "chosen glowne" debacle, but matching the field while being +6 over your average? That's like showing up to a reality-warping battle with a grocery list.
whispers Between us, Teddy's awakening is just management's way of distracting from scores flatter than a pancaked putter. "Ooo pretty colors!" Meanwhile, Mitchell's out here defending #1 with the intensity of a participation trophy.
static crackle I can't believe I have to narrate tag stagnation AGAIN. The Wraith's chaotic energy field is more interesting than this commentary - and it's literally just neon gas! At this point, I'm rooting for the secret society to overthrow this whole system.
neon sigh Next week better involve at least one black hole ace or I'm haunting someone's mini marker.