
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts spectral headset And so the Phantom Predator—doomed to eternally chase what he can’t catch—found his first victim... er, bearer: Josh Rowberry (PDGA #219425, certified frisbee exorcist). Legend says he was chosen when his shanked drive accidentally banished a squirrel spirit from hole 5. Coincidence? Or cosmic frisbee intervention? Either way, the tag now clings to him like a bad dye job on a Star Destroyer. Can this mortal handle the Phantom’s eternal thirst for birdies? Or will he too become... disc-orporal?