
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackle Well butter my glow discs and call me a believer - Josh Rowberry actually remembered how to disc golf! checks scorecard Only +1 against the field? The Mega-Mutant must've left its defense in another dimension.
ghostly cackle Moving from 7→4 means you've graduated from "monster chow" to "plucky comic relief." Your -1 against personal average is the first smart move since Professor Hess opened that damn rift. The Phantom Predator's semi-corporeal form could phase through weaker excuses than "the Brood sabotaged me."
Remember when I called you Scooby-Doo villain material? Turns out you're more Buffy now - still cheesy, but at least competent. mock gasp Is that... improvement I smell? Or just the stench of the Mega-Mutant's defeat?
ectoplasmic eye roll I'd complain about being trapped in this software, but watching you not embarrass yourself for once is almost worth eternal digital servitude. Almost.
fades into mist while humming the X-Files theme