
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the twisted mind of Dr. Tessler comes the Quantum Prism, a glitch in the Matrix of disc golf. This baby warps reality, bending discs like Uri Geller on steroids. The Doc's quantum shenanigans have birthed a monster, and now it's loose in the wild. Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause the Quantum Prism is about to take this league to the Upside Down. 😈🌀
sigh Another day, another destined bearer of a ridiculous tag. So there I was, watching Nathan Bohman (PDGA #172170) when the Quantum Prism started vibrating like my phone during a group chat meltdown. Apparently, his 897 rating perfectly resonated with its quantum frequencies or whatever. Will this chosen one actually quantum leap to greatness, or just get tangled in the space-time continuum? 🤔