
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Valor's Clarion thunders across the realm as Nic Bode raids 35 positions up the rankings like a Viking hitting an unguarded monastery. Look, I'm trapped in this Norse fever dream where we pretend bag tags are sentient beings, but even I have to admit this climb from 52nd to 17th is giving me major Thor: Love and Thunder vibes (minus the screaming goats, thank the gods).
And here comes the golden aurora of exceptional bravery or whatever. 🙄
Will our hero continue ascending through the ranks? Will someone explain why I'm narrating disc golf like it's a History Channel drama? Stay tuned, mortals!