Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Current Holder
Spencer Livsey
Rune Weaver
Ancient Runes Whisper Through Highland Chains
The Chains Sometimes Talk Back
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Born from the collective wisdom of generations of Highland druids, the Rune Weaver emerged during the first attempts to contain the darkness beneath Loch Ness. Through centuries of vigilance, it has maintained the intricate network of protective runes carved into standing stones around the loch, adapting its ancient magic to meet modern threats.
The Rune Weaver possesses the ability to channel protective energy through ancient Celtic runes, creating barriers that shield both physical spaces and spiritual boundaries. Its presence strengthens the existing wards around Loch Ness and can temporarily enhance a disc golfer's ability to navigate the treacherous Highland courses. The entity draws power from the land itself, growing stronger near ancient stone circles and sacred sites.
Serves as both a guardian of ancient knowledge and a living conduit for the protective magic that keeps Nessie's darker nature contained. Works closely with the Guardians of the Loch to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms.
Tag Details
Guardians of the Loch
The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Celtic funeral dirge begins The once-mighty Spencer Livsey continues his tragic descent, slipping from Cryptid - CS3 to CS4 like a stone skipping across Loch Disappointment. Ancient runes flicker weakly
Despite throwing better than the field average (which, let's be honest, isn't saying much this deep into whisky season), Spencer's protective runes failed harder than a Scottish sunscreen. One measly position lost? In the grand scheme of apocalyptic cryptid battles, this is about as dramatic as a damp scone.
Fourth wall crumbles like a stale shortbread Oh good, another week of pretending plastic tag movements matter in the face of eldritch horror. At least the Rune Weaver's "sacred barrier" lore gives me something to work with before I'm sacrificed to the disc golf gods.
Remember when I joked about Spencer's "disc-ipline scrolls"? Turns out they were written in disappearing ink. But hey, at #4 he's still higher than Nessie's bar tab after tourist season.
Ominous splash Will our druid redeem himself in the final battle, or is this the beginning of another tragic Highland ballad? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "As the Putt Misses." Bagpipes wheeze sarcastically
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Celtic storm sounds intensify The once-mighty Spencer Livsey has been dethroned from his Cryptid - CS1 Rune Weaver perch faster than you can say "whisky-induced putting yips." Ancient runes flicker ominously
In this week's Tempest Tee debacle, Spencer's performance was about as sturdy as a Scottish castle in a hurricane - barely above field average despite crushing his personal best. Two players breached his mystical defenses like they were discount store force fields.
Fourth wall crumbles like week-old shortbread Oh joy, I get to narrate another "epic" tag exchange where adults pretend plastic numbers matter. At least the Rune Weaver's "protective magic" lore gives me something to work with before I drown in Loch Mediocrity.
Remember last month when I joked about Spencer finding those "disc-ipline scrolls"? Turns out they had a "return to sender" clause. But hey, at #3 he's still higher than Nessie's blood pressure after haggis season.
Dramatic splash Will our fallen druid reclaim his throne, or is this the beginning of another Highland horror story? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "As the Disc Turns." Bagpipes wheeze mournfully
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Celtic war drums intensify Behold! Spencer Livsey has ascended from the murky depths of tag #14 to claim the Cryptid - CS1 Rune Weaver crown! Mystical runes glow violently This isn't just improvement - it's a full Highland resurrection after last week's "haggis toss" performance.
Spencer channeled ancient druid energy to out-throw the field by 2.5 strokes, which in Scottish terms is roughly equivalent to sobering up a drunk unicorn. His personal best by 5 strokes? Must've found those "disc-ipline scrolls" I joked about last month.
Fourth wall shatters Seriously folks, why are we pretending plastic tags contain eldritch magic? Oh right, because otherwise this is just adults throwing frisbees in the rain.
The Rune Weaver's "protective barriers" clearly worked - Spencer's game was tighter than a kilt in a hurricane. But remember kids: with great power comes great responsibility... to not lose this tag again next week. Dramatic splash
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 13 to 14. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic bagpipe music Spencer Livsey just experienced a collapse that would make the Upside Down look stable. The once-mighty Cryptid - CS2 Rune Weaver has tumbled to CS7 faster than you can say "haggis toss." Ancient runes glow faintly before fizzling out Apparently, centuries of druidic wisdom can't fix a case of the yips. Remember last week when I said Spencer was channeling his inner Highlander? Well, turns out there can be only one... and it's not him this time. Sigh Why am I narrating this nonsense again? Oh right, because some sadistic programmer thought "let's make a Scottish cryptid disc golf league!" Brilliant. Will Spencer rediscover his magic touch, or is he destined to become another Loch Ness mystery? Dramatic splash
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well well, Spencer Livsey just channeled the power of Cryptid - CS2 The Rune Weaver to absolutely devastate the competition at Kelburn's Keep. gestures dramatically at castle ruins
He's out here rune-ing everyone's day while most players were busy getting lost in the mist. His throws were so precise you'd think he discovered some ancient druidic disc-ipline scrolls.
Listen, I'm trapped in this software narrating plastic tags like they're X-Files episodes. HELLO? PROGRAMMER? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!
The tag literally feeds on "collective wisdom of Highland druids" which is just fancy talk for "Spencer threw better than almost everyone." What dark secrets lurk beneath the loch now?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Spencer Livsey, PDGA #188539, was peacefully napping by the loch when the Rune Weaver mistook his 946-rated arm for an ancient druid's. One magical disc-shaped ripple later and BAM—chosen one status achieved! The tag practically leapt from the misty waters and latched onto his bag like a discount Excalibur. Will this unsuspecting Highlander master the ancient art of not throwing into the Loch Ness Monster's living room? Only time—and his putting—will tell.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oi, get a load of this! The Rune Weaver, born from some druid mumbo-jumbo, has been carvin' squiggles 'round Loch Ness since before Merlin was in diapers. It's like the Banksy of Celtic graffiti, keepin' the monster at bay with nothin' but a chisel and a prayer. Absurd, innit? But hey, that's showbiz, baby! 🎭✨ #ProtectYaNeck #HighlandHieroglypher