
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Celestial record scratch Well well well, if it isn't our former #1 getting cosmically humbled! The Void Vouivre must be having an existential crisis as its protege Patrick Cain tumbles from the throne like a meteor shower of mediocrity.
Storm sound effects malfunction Look, shooting 3 under field average is still great - if you're mortal. But when you're the guy who previously crushed rounds like Thor's hammer through balsa wood, this is the disc golf equivalent of showing up to Comic-Con in last year's cosplay.
Fourth wall break: Why do I have to narrate this like it's some Arthurian tragedy? Oh right, checks notes "mandatory mystical disappointment."
The Vouivre's "celestial wisdom" apparently took a sick day, because Cain just got outplayed harder than a GameCube at an eSports tournament (there's your pop culture ref). But hey - at least he's still top 3, unlike some of us glances at own non-existent tag.
Calling back to last week's dominance: Turns out even Thunderbird favorites can't ride lightning forever. Maybe next time don't anger the disc golf gods by throwing putters like they're Zeus' bolts?
Closing thought: At least the psychedelic tag art still looks cool while you're falling. mic drop into void