
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Whoa there, audience. Buckle up for this wild ride. Apparently, some dude named Bjorn straight up manifested this tag during a near-death experience. Claims the Kraken itself saved his bacon and led him to this underwater man-cave. The walls were giving major Stranger Things vibes with those tentacle etchings. Bjorn was like "It's a sign, bro!" and boom, just like that, a holy site was born. Gotta love that divine real estate, am I right?