
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up narrating the origin story of Wyrmwind Wreck, the #1 ranked bag tag of Njord's Navigators. Picture this: ancient Vikings carving "beware the kraken, bro" in runes, as if they were live-tweeting their own shipwreck. And now, centuries later, it's a freakin' disc golf trophy. Because sure, why not? The gods must be trolling us. 🙄 But hey, at least it's not another generic dragon-themed tag, amirite? cue dramatic music