Brian Bowling: #17 Ancient Conduit

Brian Bowling

Brian Bowling

PDGA Rating 816
Division MA40
Events Played 20
17
Brian Bowling
Pool Emblem Ancient Conduit
Background

Roots or Revolution

Jan 23 - Feb 27, 2025
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Ancient Conduit

#17

Origin Story

Discovered beneath an old-growth forest during the league's events, the Ancient Conduit revealed itself as a naturally occurring energy formation that predates human understanding of electricity. Its emergence challenged the Spark Savants' assumptions about the source and nature of power, proving that the most profound energies flow from natural sources rather than technological innovation.

Properties

The Ancient Conduit manifests as a living network of energy pathways that follow the natural ley lines of the disc golf course. It responds to the mental discipline and physical precision of players who approach it with respect and understanding, rather than those seeking to harness its power through technology. The energy it channels is pure and unrefined, demonstrating patterns that defy conventional scientific explanation.

Role

Serves as a testament to the Purist Collective's philosophy, proving that nature itself holds powers that surpass artificial enhancement. It influences matches by responding to players' natural abilities and mental discipline, rather than their technological advantages.

Tag Details

League Roots or Revolution
Pool The Purist Collective
The Purist Collective faction symbol

The Purist Collective

The Purist Collective is a group of traditionalist disc golfers who believe in mastering the sport through skill, discipline, and respect for the game's roots. They view the Spark Savants' obsession with technology as a corruption of disc golf's core values. The Purists strive to achieve greatness through rigorous training and mental fortitude.

Faction Leader

Sage Oakwood

Sage Oakwood is a veteran disc golfer who has won numerous championships through sheer grit and determination. He's known for his unwavering commitment to the traditional values of the sport and his ability to read the course like no other. Sage leads the Purists with a calm wisdom and a fierce competitive spirit.

Members

41

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

Origin Story