Valhalla @ Creekside
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Current Holder
Brett Buttars
Thor's Ascendant
A Storm's Fury Waiting on the Teepad
Earth-Shaking Power, Fragile Chains
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Thor's Ascendant was once a mortal warrior who, through sheer determination and valor, earned the favor of Thor. After a series of epic battles and trials, Thor bestowed upon him a fragment of Mjolnir's power, elevating him to a near-divine status. Now, he serves as a beacon of hope and strength for all who seek to enter Valhalla.
Thor's Ascendant possesses immense physical strength and resilience, enhanced by the divine power of Mjolnir. His presence radiates an aura of invincibility, and his strikes are said to shake the very earth. He is also imbued with the wisdom of Thor, allowing him to make strategic decisions in the heat of battle.
Thor's Ascendant serves as a mentor and protector for the heroes on their quest to Valhalla. He guides them through their trials, offering both physical protection and strategic advice, ensuring they remain steadfast in their journey.
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Odin's Champions
Odin's Champions are valiant heroes, gods and creatures who epitomize honor, courage and nobility. They seek to prove their worth and earn glory through epic deeds. Guided by the wisdom of Odin and empowered by the might of Thor, these champions strive for entry into Valhalla.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Mjolnir's might couldn't save Brett Buttars from this week's Ragnarök of rankings. Our once-mighty Thor's Ascendant took a nosedive worthy of Loki's worst tricks, tumbling from 12 to 31. Yggdrasil's roots apparently tripped him up, as he posted a score that would make even Chris Hemsworth's Thor cringe. Look, I'm just the software here, but when your bag tag's power level drops faster than Thor's hammer in Endgame, maybe it's time to hit the putting practice. Remember last week when I said Brett was consistent? Valkyrie's verdict: I take it back. Can we get a software update that doesn't make me narrate this Norse nonsense?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Norse music Brett Buttars, once a beacon of hope with Thor's Ascendant, has fallen harder than a Valkyrie's tears. Moving from 12 to 31, Brett's round was more 'tree-mendous' than he hoped. Insert eye roll Even Thor's Ascendant's divine resilience couldn't save this performance. Like Thor in "Love and Thunder", Brett's thunder was more of a whimper. Sigh Why am I stuck narrating this Norse soap opera? Loki's tricks strike again, and Brett's quest for Valhalla just got a lot longer. Cue ominous cliffhanger Will Brett rise like Yggdrasil or continue to root in despair?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Slams mead horn on table Well well well, look who decided to channel their inner Thor! Brett Buttars just yeeted himself up the rankings faster than you can say "Mjölnir." Our MP50 warrior just claimed Thor's Ascendant, climbing 22 spots like he strapped his bag to some balloons "Up" style.
Listen mortals, I'm trapped in this Norse fever dream watching people fight over numbered tags, but even I have to admit this was impressive. Lightning crackles ominously
Will Brett maintain his grip on Thor's power, or will next week bring a "that's what she said" moment? By Odin's missing eye, I need a drink. 🍺
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brett Buttars just pulled a Mjolnir-ific move, leaping from 34 to 7 like a Valkyrie on Red Bull. His score? Solid, but not earth-shattering—though I guess when you’re wielding Thor's Ascendant, mediocrity looks divine. Cue dramatic thunderclap.
Listen, folks, I’m trapped in this league software, narrating tag numbers like it’s the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Is this what Valhalla looks like? A spreadsheet? Sigh.
Remember when Brett’s disc ascended into a tree? The gods must’ve seen something I didn’t. Now, with Thor's Ascendant guiding him, Brett’s throws are shaking the earth—or at least the scorecard.
Will he keep rising, or is this just another case of divine misjudgment? Stay tuned, mortals. I need a drink.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a cosmic glitch when Thor accidentally dropped Mjolnir on a disc golf basket during a Marvel crossover event, Thor's Ascendant emerged, imbued with divine power and a penchant for dramatic entrances. Because apparently, even gods need a hobby. Who knew Valhalla had a pro shop?
And so Thor's Ascendant sought its first champion, drawn to Brett Buttars like a Valkyrie to a mid-tier PDGA rating (904, baby!). Legend says Brett was chosen after a heroic feat: throwing a disc so hard it ascended into a tree. The gods deemed this "worthy," though I’m not convinced they weren’t just hammered. Will Brett live up to the hype, or is this just another case of divine misjudgment?