Twoesday Teton Trials
Twin Peaks Academy of Moderately Dangerous Magic - A clash between international wizarding education and Utah suburban culture, where young wizards must master both advanced spellwork and the mystifying customs of West Jordan.
The Story Begins
The academy's new semester brings a fresh wave of international students who must navigate both their magical education and the bewildering customs of suburban Utah. As the weeks progress, students discover that local traditions hold unexpected magical properties, leading to a crisis that can only be solved by combining wizardry with ward potluck power.
New international students arrive at Twin Peaks Academy, immediately overwhelmed by both the misplaced Teton Mountains and the complete closure of all stores on Sunday. Professor Bumblethwaite assigns Cultural Integration mentors while secretly working to reverse his geographical mishap.
Choose Your Alliance
Tetonic Arcanists
Higher rated divisions
Potluck Practitioners
Lower rated divisions
Meet the Legends
The Season Ahead
Arrival Anxiety
Week 1
Students discover their magic works differently here - levitation spells only function in ward buildings, and transfiguration is somehow enhanced by proximity to Jello salads.
Custom Confusion
Week 2
A student accidentally discovers that funeral potatoes can amplify protection charms, leading to secret experiments in the academy kitchens.
Local Lessons
Week 3
Professor Bumblethwaite's attempts to reverse the mountain teleportation are mysteriously blocked by an unknown force connected to local ley lines.
Magical Mishaps
Week 4
Strange magical anomalies begin appearing around West Jordan, seemingly triggered by the combination of wizard magic and local customs.
Cultural Convergence
Week 5
The magical anomalies intensify, creating portals between Walmart aisles and the academy's potion storage rooms.
Crisis Collaboration
Week 6
It's discovered that the Teton teleportation wasn't an accident - it was summoned by the collective unconscious desire of Utah residents for more impressive mountains.
Hybrid Harmony
Week 7
The true threat emerges: a rival magical institution trying to exploit the unique magical properties of Utah's cultural landscape.
Power Potluck
Week 8
The combined magical energy of wizards and ward members creates a protective barrier around West Jordan, but it requires constant maintenance through regular potlucks.
Unity Unleashed
Week 9
Victory is achieved, but the magical integration is permanent - Utah's customs now have genuine magical properties, and the academy must adapt its curriculum accordingly.
Graduation Gala
Week 10
Professor Bumblethwaite announces the academy will remain in West Jordan permanently, establishing the world's first Suburban Magical Studies program.
The Battlefield
Tetons 9-hole
West Jordan## Tetons Disc Golf Course Research Summary **Basic Information:** - **Location:** West Jordan, Utah (Teton Estates Park, near 9339 Targhee Dr) - **PDGA_URL:** [https://www.pdga.com/course-directory/course/tetons-9-hole](https://www.pdga.com/course-directory/course/tetons-9-hole) - **COORDINATES:** 40.5815, -111.98996 - **Rating:** 4.2/5.0 (based on ~850 UDisc reviews) - **Holes & Par:** 9 holes, Par 27 - **Established:** 2023 - **Designer(s):** Bob Bumgarner & Scott Belchak (ElevateUT Disc Golf) - **Baskets:** MVP Black Hole Portal v2 (9 permanent) - **Fees:** Free to play (public park) --- ### Course History Tetons Disc Golf Course opened in **July 2023** at **Teton Estates Park** in West Jordan, Utah. The idea began with **local resident Bob Bumgarner**, who envisioned a short neighborhood course during walks through the park. He collaborated with **Scott Belchak of ElevateUT Disc Golf**, who helped pitch the design to the **City of West Jordan Parks Department**. With support from **Mayor Dirk Burton** and the parks team, the project was approved and built within months. Funding and installation were community-driven, with Bob donating time and materials, and ElevateUT assisting in layout and professional design. The course was conceived as a **beginner-friendly 9-hole layout**—a way to introduce new players to disc golf while still offering engaging technical play for experienced locals. Upon completion, it became the **first disc golf course in West Jordan** city limits, drawing hundreds of players within weeks of opening. --- ### Course Experience Tetons DGC plays through a well-maintained **grassy neighborhood park** with gentle slopes, scattered trees, and panoramic views of the **Oquirrh Mountains**. Though compact, the layout creatively uses **elevation, mandatories, and island greens** to create a full and satisfying 9-hole round. - **Layout & Flow:** Each hole ranges from **150–300 ft**, perfect for putters and midranges. The early holes are open, while holes 7–9 feature more trees and hillside baskets. The course loops naturally through the park, beginning and ending near the playground. - **Signature Features:** - **Hole 8:** A **triple-mandatory** gate forces a precise shot through a narrow tree gap. - **Hole 5:** An **island green** adds a fun, high-stakes putting challenge. - **Elevated baskets** and sloped greens create risk/reward situations, where missed putts can roll away. - **Play Style & Difficulty:** The course is short but technical, offering a mix of open drives and strategic putting greens. It’s ideal for: - **Beginners** – forgiving distances and wide fairways. - **Intermediate players** – precision and touch shots rewarded. - **Advanced players** – great warm-up or short-game practice course. Wind is occasionally a factor on the open park holes, but overall the course is calm and family-friendly. Most locals play multiple loops for an 18-hole experience. --- ### Amenities & Features - **Tee Pads:** 9 brushed **concrete pads**, spacious and level. - **Baskets:** 9 permanent **MVP Portal v2** baskets (professional-grade). - **Signage:** Full-color **tee signs** with hole maps, par, and OB indicators. Wayfinding signs guide players between holes. - **Seating:** Park benches placed near several tees. - **Navigation:** Easy to follow; only the transition from holes 6→7 can be slightly confusing for first-timers. - **Restrooms:** None on-site (nearest restrooms located a few blocks away at neighborhood parks). - **Water:** Seasonal drinking fountain near the playground. - **Parking:** Free **street parking** along Targhee Dr. (adjacent to Hole 1). - **Accessibility:** - **Cart-friendly:** Grass and paved paths throughout. - **Dog-friendly:** Dogs allowed on leash. - Gentle hills; mostly accessible for most players. - **Environment:** Clean, safe, and family-oriented. The park is shared with walkers and children, but disc golf zones are well-spaced to avoid interference. --- ### Player Feedback **Highlights:** - “Beautiful neighborhood course—perfect for learning or quick rounds.” - “Excellent use of space; surprisingly challenging for its length.” - “Well-built concrete tees and premium baskets—feels professional.” **Critiques:** - Only 9 holes (many wish for 18). - No restrooms or dedicated parking lot. - Can get crowded during weekends due to its popularity. --- ### Official References - [PDGA Course Directory – Tetons 9-hole](https://www.pdga.com/course-directory/course/tetons-9-hole) - [UDisc – Tetons DGC](https://udisc.com/courses/tetons-dgc-A6fg) - [DGCourseReview – Tetons DGC](https://www.dgcoursereview.com/courses/tetons-dgc.14069) - [City of West Jordan News – “New Disc Golf Course Opens in West Jordan” (July 2023)](https://www.westjordan.utah.gov/newsroom/2023/07/new-disc-golf-course-opens-in-west-jordan/) - [ElevateUT Disc Golf – Tetons Course Overview](https://www.elevateut.com/post/introducing-the-wash-a-beginner-friendly-disc-golf-course-in-west-jordan-utah) - [Disc Golf Scene – Teton Estates Park](https://www.discgolfscene.com/courses/teton-estates-park-11006)