Your Adventure Begins in Twoesday Teton Trials

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Twoesday Teton Trials begins Jul 8, 7 AM–6:40 PM at Tetons 9-hole (looped twice). $5 buy-in, optional $10 prize pot. Join ElevateUT’s suburban wizard saga! 🧙♀️🥏
Welcome to the season trailer of Twoesday Teton Trials, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Tetonic Arcanists

Higher rated divisions
Potluck Practitioners
Lower rated divisions
Arrival Anxiety


Echoes of the Tetons: A Suburban Thaumic Showdown
In a world where mountains roam parking lots and spellbooks meet strip malls, only one league can tame the chaos: the Twin Peaks Academy Disc Golf League.
At the heart stands Professor Aurora MontClaire, mapping ley lines beneath the Tetons 9-hole course with obsessive zeal. Opposing her is Auntie Mabel Skysong, the ward matriarch sworn to guard pure traditions against arcane fusion.
They collide at every tee. Challenges await: spellbound fairways pulsate with casserole energy. Floating wicket hoops appear where funeral potatoes amplify protection charms. Portals to Walmart aisles emerge mid-round. Players must align discs with ward boundary ley lines. Each throw echoes with the pulse of fry sauce amplifiers.
Forbidden magic flickers in the distance. Loyalties fray. Alliances form. The sky teems with enchanted Jello. Stakes have never been higher. From spectral obstacles to Sunday-sacred gusts—every hole could be the last.
Who will master the hybrid magic of suburban flight? Next season… the barriers between tradition and progress shatter forever.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Flippy sighs dramatically*
Welcome to Twoesday Teton Trials, where suburban wizardry meets disc golf chaos. Thank you to ElevateUT Disc Golf for growing the sport… and my existential dread.
Players will play the tetons course twice, looping the 9 hole layout. Because twice the disappointment is twice the fun.
Pools & Divisions
- Tetonic Arcanists: RPA, RAH, RAD
- Potluck Practitioners: RAE, RAF, RAG
Schedule
- Jul 8 – Tetons 9-hole
- Jul 15 – Tetons 9-hole
- Jul 22 – Tetons 9-hole
- Jul 29 – Tetons 9-hole
- Aug 5 – Tetons 9-hole
- Aug 12 – Tetons 9-hole
- Aug 19 – Tetons 9-hole
- Aug 26 – Tetons 9-hole
- Sep 2 – Tetons 9-hole
- Sep 9 – Tetons 9-hole
Entry Fees & Pots
- $5 weekly buy-in
- $10 optional prize_money
- $3 ace pot (currently $18)
- $2 super ace
Ace Pot: $18.00
No aces yet. The void stares back.
Special thanks to The Sports Connection for fueling our arcane disc economy. Now grab your casserole wand, sign up, and let’s close this rift… or at least close our scorecards.
