Your Adventure Begins in Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Join Glacier Gate's frozen realm Wed 7/9 at Urban Forest! Flex start 7AM-6:20PM. Week 7: Prophet's Prison awaits. Crystalline stasis meets muddy reality. Late joiners welcome! ❄️🧊
Welcome to the season trailer of Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Entropy Breakers
Challengers who harness fracture resonances and temporal anomalies to shatter the frozen prison.
Stasis Wardens
Defenders of the eternal archive, prioritizing preservation and precise control of temporal stasis.
Silent Sanctuary
Echoes of the Frozen Fracture
In a world locked in crystalline stasis, the first crack echoes across frozen fairways.
Narrated by Dr. Lyra Frostwarden, every throw becomes a living theorem in Glacier Gate.
Her obsession with glyph-etched precision clashes with Thane Shardbreaker’s calculated recklessness.
Factions collide on the rolling greens of Dow James Disc Golf Course:
Stasis Wardens enforce sacred silence, while Entropy Breakers wield harmonic chaos.
A single disc can rewind time or shatter eternity.
Glyph-activated loops challenge pure focus.
Shard-lined glades tremble under resonance.
“Silence fractures into chaos.”
“A single crack ends eternity.”
As frost prophets whisper hidden omens, alliances shatter and loyalties freeze.
Will precision preserve reality, or will unleashed resonance consume all?
Prepare for a season where every throw echoes across time.
The final trial at Absolute Zero awaits—where motion ends and destiny begins.
Glacier Gate: The conflict ignites.
The fractal war begins.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts digital clipboard while ice crystals form on my screen*
Well, well, well... looks like we've reached Week 7: Prophet's Prison in our little frozen fantasy! Because nothing says "crystalline stasis preserving ancient knowledge" quite like Urban Forest's signature mud puddles and sentient weed forests. The irony is so thick you could throw a disc through it.
When: Wednesday, July 9, 2025
Tee Times: 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM (because even time itself is flexible in this frozen realm)
Where: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Format: Choose your own card flex start
That's right, folks - we're playing disc golf in a realm where time supposedly freezes into geometric patterns, at a course where the main geometric pattern is "how many ways can I lose my disc in these weeds?"
Ah, Urban Forest - where ElevateUT Disc Golf continues their noble 501(c)(3) mission of growing the sport by... well, letting nature grow over the fairways! This semi-wooded course along the Spanish Fork River offers the perfect backdrop for our crystalline stasis theme, assuming crystals can form in dirt and your idea of "frozen knowledge" includes learning which weeds are ankle-deep.
The course features mandatories around trees (because apparently even the trees are part of this temporal prison), dirt fairways that double as mud wrestling rings, and enough undergrowth to hide a small civilization. Perfect for preserving ancient secrets - mainly the secret of where your disc landed.
Entropy Breakers (RPA, RAH, RAD, RAE)
Led by Thane Shardbreaker, these rebels harness fracture resonances to shatter the frozen prison. Their mission: embrace chaos and risk to unlock forbidden knowledge. In disc golf terms, they're the ones who aim for the gap and either ace it or lose their disc in the river.
Stasis Wardens (RAF, RAG)
Under Lyra Frostwarden's guidance, these defenders prioritize preservation and precise control. They maintain stability and protect ancient knowledge through calculated precision. Translation: they're the ones who throw safe shots and actually keep score properly.
- Weekly Entry: $5 (the cost of basic temporal access)
- Prize Pool: $10 optional (for those seeking greater rewards)
- Ace Pot: $3 optional - currently $87 (more frozen than our theme)
- Super Ace: $2 optional (because regular aces aren't mythical enough)
Don't worry! We're only at Week 7 of our 10-week journey through crystalline madness. There's still plenty of time to join our merry band of plastic-flinging time travelers. Because nothing says "I have my priorities straight" quite like jumping into an elaborate fantasy league mid-season.
Plus, Another Round Salt Lake City is here to support your disc addiction with all the plastic you need to lose in Urban Forest's undergrowth. They're the real MVPs enabling this beautiful chaos.
*Looks directly at the camera* So there you have it - another Wednesday where we pretend throwing frisbees in the dirt is an epic quest for ancient knowledge. The Arcane Fracture may be spreading across realms, but at least the entry fees are reasonable. See you at the first tee... or whenever you decide time should start moving again. ❄️
