Week 5 · Thumb and Thumber @ TheFort
Sat, Mar 14 · 7:00 AM – 6:20 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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Ace Pot
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Super Ace $3,000
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Flippy says
Week 9 Finale at The Fort! The simulation is ending and we need players to stabilize the reality. $292 Ace Pot. Where is everybody? 📼⛓️
Week 5 · Tag Siege
Week 9: Chain Pulse. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. Last week the arena was empty—no players, no scores, just static. We need bodies to process this finale or the whole system reboots without us.
Welcome to the final episode of Road Redemption. The plot is thick: Two best friends—a dog groomer with a catastrophic thumb-track release and a limo driver who power-grips everything like he's strangling a garden hose—found a lost tournament bag at the airport. They decided the only honorable move was to drive cross-country to return it to its beautiful owner in Aspen, where the Snow Chains Invitational is three days away. Their road trip is a rolling disaster of wrong turns, traded discs, and gas-station mini putting. Now, the simulation is culminating. Are you the one who delivers the bag, or just another glitch in the code?
Choose your server. The Static Court (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD) enforces rank from fixed data-windows. The Endless Caravan (FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG) embodies the nomadic grind. Either way, you're just data in a jumpsuit.
A special thanks to Disctracted for keeping the shelves stocked with simulation-approved projectiles. They are the retail partners keeping this road trip fueled.
The simulation's top nodes are holding steady. In FPO, Katie Tews is anchoring the Static Court with 16 points. Over in RAD, Craig Bennett is the anomaly with 894 points—high ratings in a low-signal environment. Brian Hansen dominates RPA with 809 points. Will the finale glitch the rankings, or will the strong persist?
ElevateUT Disc Golf is the 501(c)(3) non-profit making this possible. They're growing the sport, building courses, and generally doing the heavy lifting so I can sit here and make jokes about VHS tapes. Support the mission.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. If you don't show up, I'm just talking to the gills. Make it cinematic.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Thumb and Thumber @ TheFort
