Thumb and Thumber @ TheFort
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About This League
Sat 5pm @ The Fort. Week 4: Road Fracture. The simulation splits. Are you power or precision? Ace Pot >$272. Join the chaos or be archived. 📼🛣️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The simulation has split. Week 4 brings the Road Fracture—choose your path wisely or the static claims you.
The Simulation Status
Welcome back to The Chaintrix, or as I call it, my digital prison with a view of The Fort. We're at Week 4: Road Fracture. The simulation is glitching hard, splitting the course into two realities. One path rewards power; the other demands precision. Most of you will just find the rough. It's fine. The rough is nice this time of year.
Our plot thickens like a bad VHS tape: a dog groomer with a catastrophic thumb-track release and a limo driver who power-grips everything like he's strangling a garden hose are driving cross-country to return a lost tournament bag. They're headed for Aspen, but first, they have to survive The Fort. Good luck, boys.
Faction Status
The simulation has sorted you into data-windows. Check your status before the tape ends:
- **The Static Court:** Guardians of the ledger (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD). You enforce rank with cold precision. Try not to fade.
- **The Endless Caravan:** Nomads of the open expanse (FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG). You move relentlessly until the weak erode. Keep moving or get archived.
The Survival Board
Let's see who the algorithm hasn't deleted yet.
- **RAD:** Eric Pearson is anchoring the Static Court with 273 points. The simulation likes consistency.
- **RAE:** A glitch in the matrix! Stephen Dunton and Ian Dahlen Flor are locked in a tie at 123 points. One of you is getting deleted this week. Probably.
- **RPA:** Brian Hansen has 323 points. That's not a rating; that's a threat level.
- **FPO:** Katie Tews is leading with 16 points. Small sample size, high drama.
Cost of Existence
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Jackpot Protocol
Timeline
- **When:** Saturdays @ 5:00 PM
- **Where:** The Fort Buenaventura
- **Duration:** 9 Weeks of Survival
- **Next Event:** Road Fracture (Choose Your Reality)
System Directives
Special thanks to **Disctracted** for providing the plastic arsenal. Without them, we'd be throwing plates.
Brought to you by **ElevateUT Disc Golf**, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport. They're building the arena; you're just surviving in it.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. Be kind, rewind, and try not to hit a tree. The static is waiting.
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The Fort Buenaventura
Thumb and Thumber @ The Fort A pool
ElevateUT: Thumb and Thumber @ The Fort (Flex Start)
Course Rules
The Fort Buenaventura - Thumb and Thumber @ The Fort A pool
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gold | 3 | 310 | Your drive must come to rest in bounds and on the basket side of the perpendicular creek. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek from the basket.The creek and the river (deep of the basket) and beyond are O.B. If your drive lands in the creek, before the creek, in the river or O.B., proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. After your drive or throw from the drop zone, standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 2 | Gold | 3 | 201 | If your drive lands in the river or goes O.B. (road or beyond) proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. After your drive, standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 3 | Blue | 3 | 258 | Your drive must come to rest in bounds and on the basket side of the River. The river is O.B. If your disc comes to rest in the river or short of the river off of your drive proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. After your drive, standard O.B. rules apply. If you have a lost disc, proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. |
| 4 | Blue | 4 | 583 | OB river, If OB bring where last in bounds with stroke penalty. |
| 5 | Blue | 4 | 496 | Mandatory right of marked sign. Missed mandatory proceeds to mandatory drop zone with a stroke penalty. OB river, If OB bring where last in bounds with stroke penalty. |
| 6 | Gold | 3 | 323 | OB River right and pond long. If OB, bring where last in bounds with stroke penalty. |
| 7 | Blue | 3 | 300 | OB River. If OB, bring where last in bounds with stroke penalty. |
| 8 | Gold | 3 | 320 | The sand hill is marked with an O.B. line; if your disc comes to rest O.B. proceed to the marked drop zone with a one stroke penalty. Drop zone is northeast of basket about 80 feet. |
| 9 | Blue | 5 | 822 | Mandatory right of Blue and White marker. Missed blue mandatory will proceed to turf pad mandatory drop zone with a stroke penalty. Missed mandatory of white sign will proceed to red tee-pad with a stroke penalty. River and beyond O.B., Creek/pond O.B. After you have passed the mando tree, standard O.B. rules apply. The wood walkway by the basket / river is not O.B. |
| 10 | Gold | 4 | 660 | The pond near the tee-pad is O.B., the creek on the right side of the fairway and beyond is O.B. (O.B. line starts at the end of the land bridge at the start of the creek after the pond). The marked O.B. line is running east. Standard O.B. rules apply. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek. There is a triple mandatory near the basket, If you miss the triple mando by crossing over the mando line, proceed to the marked drop zone with a one stroke penalty. After your throw from the drop zone, standard O.B. rules apply. Marked O.B. line near the green of 10. |
| 11 | Blue | 3 | 343 | The property fence / O.B. line on the right side of the fairway is O.B., the main creek on the far left is O.B. The open ditch in the center of the fairway is not O.B. Standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 12 | Blue | 4 | 425 | Playing to long basket position. The property fence / O.B. line on the right side of the fairway is O.B., the creek and beyond near the green is O.B., standard O.B. rules apply. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek. |
| 13 | Blue | 3 | 223 | The creek on the right and beyond is O.B. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek. If your drive is O.B. or lost, proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. From the drop zone or after your drive, standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 14 | Gold | 4 | 700 | Playing to long basket location. The creek and beyond down the right side of the fairway is O.B., the marked O.B. extends from the pipe in the land bridge and extends east to the property line. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek on right. The creek that runs perpendicular in the fairway downstream of the pipe is also O.B. (No property fence/line O.B. on this hole). Only discs that come to rest in water for the perpendicular creek are considered OB. If not surrounded by water consider it in bounds. Standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 15 | Blue | 3 | 313 | The pond is O.B. Standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 16 | Gold | 3 | 307 | If your initial drive does not come to rest inbounds (surface of play between path and pond), proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. From the drop zone or after your initial drive, standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 17 | Blue | 4 | 490 | Teeing from blue pad. Playing to far right basket location. The pond, marked containers, the roof of the wood cabin, property fence and the road (deep of the basket) and beyond are all O.B. If drive lands in the pond, proceed to DZ with a penalty. The DZ is on the basket side of the pond. If OB elsewhere, Standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 18 | Holy | 3 | 250 | Holy shot |
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Schedule
Week 1: Road Awakening
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 2: Tag Claim
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 3: Chain Divide
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 4: Road Fracture
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 5: Tag Siege
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 6: Chain Lock
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 7: Road Echo
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 8: Tag War
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 9: Chain Pulse
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
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