Week 5 · Sexy Slingers @ ArtDye
View ResultsFri, Mar 13 · 7:00 AM – 4:20 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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51–62°F
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Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Fri, Feb 13 @ Art Dye. Flex start 7am-4pm, Shotgun 4:20pm. $5.50 buy-in. The "Final Flick" simulation is glitching. Holy crap! These slingers are SEXY! 💿🕶️
Week 5 · Flick Tribunal
The simulation is degrading, slingers. Week 9 is here, and the VHS tape is starting to melt. It's the 'Final Flick' at Art Dye. Holy crap! These slingers are SEXY!
Welcome back to The Sling Matrix. We're in the endgame now. The neon grids are flickering, the static is rising, and your lounge-era cool is the only thing keeping you from being deleted by the algorithm. This isn't just a league; it's a Swingers-inspired fever dream where flick precision is the currency and 'money' is just a concept we hope you understand.
We're at Art Dye Disc Golf Park for the final time this season. The desert dawn is waiting, and frankly, so am I. Let's see who survives the culling.
Pay the toll, throw the disc. The economy of the simulation is unforgiving.
The simulation has logged the survivors. In FA2, Afton Bodell is clinging to the top spot with 13 points. Over in FPO, Katie Tews is leading the charge with 16 points. And in the RAD division, Craig Bennett is showing everyone how it's done with a massive 894 points. The static is clearing, and the hierarchy is establishing itself.
Thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing our sport. They're increasing the quality of our venues so we don't have to play in parking lots forever. Support the cause, because better courses mean better excuses for why you still missed that putt.
From the booth, I'm Flippy. The simulation is ending. Don't let the tape run out before you finish your round.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Sexy Slingers @ ArtDye
