Week 9 · The Sand Slot @ Creekside
Sat, Apr 11 · 7:00 AM – 7:00 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Registration closed · Closed Sat, Apr 11
Flippy says
Sat 7AM-6:20PM @ Creekside. Week 9: Grid Collapse. The simulation breaks its own rules. $365 Ace Pot (min $50 guar by ElevateUT). 📼🍄
Week 9 · Grid Collapse
The grid is failing, the Hoard Hound is hungry, and we're down to the final cycle of the simulation. Welcome to the Grid Collapse.
The simulation has reached its logical conclusion, which means it's time to break logic entirely. This is the Grid Collapse. Holes are shifting, targets are vanishing, and your bag tag is probably questioning its own existence. We started with a dusty diamond and a dream of retrieving a first-run driver from a bio-mechanical monstrosity. We end with... well, whoever doesn't get deleted from the hard drive. It's The Sandlot meets survival horror, brought to you by the fine folks at ElevateUT Disc Golf who just wanted to build better courses, not host a digital bloodsport.
The simulation appreciates your contribution to the digital economy. The Ace Pot currently sits at $365.00. Thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform), there's a guaranteed minimum of $50.00 even if the contributions are stuck in buffering. Note: The guarantee is from ElevateUT, not our friends at Another Round Salt Lake City, so please direct your gratitude for the safety net to the platform admins. Any guarantee top-up goes straight to your Bonus Account, which is great for paying future league fees but sadly not for buying snacks.
Choose your server: Challengers (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD) are here to push the meta and break the game. Vanguard (FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG) are the forward guard, welcoming new spawns into the hellscape. Both are equally likely to get spliced by the Hoard Hound.
The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. We are deep in the VHS glitch now. The static is rising. Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic.
The simulation seems to have frozen the leaderboard in stasis. In RAD, Craig Bennett holds the top node with 719 points over 43 events—consistent enough to survive the cull. In RPA, Brian Hansen sits at 723 points, proving that persistence is just another form of adaptation. RAE sees Peter Haws leading at 211 points. Everyone else is 'Stable,' which in simulation terms means 'hasn't been deleted yet.'
*rewinds her own introduction tape* From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, and I'll see you in the grid. Don't forget to rewind your tag on the way out.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
Plus card processing at checkout.
The Sand Slot @ Creekside
