The Flare Witch Project @ Roots
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Registration will open on Feb 15, 2026 9:00 AM
Event Details
About This League
Tuesdays at Roots DGC. Join the simulation: The Flare Witch Project. VHS bag tags, glowing tape, and a disc that returns wrong. Ace Pot: $257.45. Min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT. Feb 17, 5 AM. 📼👻
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts headset* Welcome back to The Culling, where rankings matter and absence means forfeit—I'm contractually required to add. This week: Simulation #3 in The Chaintrix. A found-footage horror flick disguised as a Tuesday league. The tagline? "What circles back will find you." And folks, it’s not just discs. It’s your soul.
🌌 The Flare Witch Project: A Mockumentary of Errors
Three film students entered the old growth forest at Roots. They set glow lights. They strung trail cams. They threw a test disc toward the creek island. It came back… from the ridge. The footage they left behind becomes your weekly scorecard.
The Flare Witch is real. Or she’s a myth. Or she’s just wind shear and overstable plastic. Either way, something doesn’t want you to finish your round.
📼 Bag Tags: VHS Rental Cards from Hell
Your ranking isn’t just a number. It’s a Blockbuster membership status in the simulation:
- ELITE (Ranks 1-3): Full signal bars. You’re the final tape.
- PREFERRED (4-10): Flickering reception. You’re still renting.
- ACCOUNT SUSPENDED (11-16): "NO SIGNAL" in bold red. You’ve been rewound.
⚔️ Factions: Claimants vs. Archivists
The Claimants: Aggressors. They believe survival is earned through dominance. They’ll throw into the woods just to mark territory. “If the Flare Witch won’t show, we’ll make her show.”
The Archivists: Scientists. They map disc flight paths. They catalog anomalies. They believe knowledge defeats chaos. “The Flare Witch isn’t magic. She’s a data point.”
📅 League Details
When: Tuesdays, Feb 10 – Apr 7, 2026
Time: Flexible tee times or shotgun start
Where: Roots Disc Golf Course, Salt Lake City
Next Event: Feb 17 – Ridge Return (Episode 2)
💸 Entry & Prizes
- Base Fee: $5.50 (keeps the simulation running)
- Ace Pot Buy-In: $5.00 (chase the $257.45 pot)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (ace with the same disc twice? You’re either blessed or cursed)
Last Week: "Creek Island Loop" – 13 challengers, average score "E", no ace. The Flare Witch remains unclaimed. The simulation continues.
Current Leaders: Eric Pearson (RAD) leads with 43 points. Brian Hansen (RPA) at 39. The arena is quiet… too quiet.
Visual Aesthetic: VHS tracking lines. Neon-pink grids fading into fog. Green code rain shaped like errant discs. Your scorecard looks like it was recorded on a camcorder from 1999. If it jams, blame the Flare Witch.
*sighs, checks clipboard* The facilitators? ElevateUT Disc Golf—a 501(c)(3) non-profit actually building better disc golf venues. Respect. The local retail partner? Another Round Salt Lake City. Thanks for keeping the plastic flowing.
So grab your glow tape. Check your trail cam. Step into the boots of the missing. The Flare Witch is waiting. And remember: what circles back will find you.
*drops headset* Back to you in the booth. Or would you prefer the woods?
Roots Disc Golf Course
The Flare Witch Project
ElevateUT: The Flare Witch Project @ Roots (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Roots Disc Golf Course - The Flare Witch Project
General Notes
All parking lots OB, all concrete out of bounds, all fences out of bounds. When a “path” is designated out of bounds, the metal edging piece separating PATH and FAIRWAY in the out of bounds line. In the case of any mandatory missed on the course your next shot is adjacent to the Mando.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Long | A | 3 | 312 | MANDO left of last pole on fence line, path and beyond out of bounds. IF MANDO IS MISSED, THROW FROM RED TEE. |
| 2 | Long | B | 3 | 194 | Fence is OB. |
| 3 | Short | B | 3 | 326 | Short Pad. No OB. |
| 4 | Normal | A | 3 | 220 | Island is in play. If island is missed, play it as hazard. Mando is in play "must pass left of the pole". If mando is missed, play it as hazard. |
| 5 | Long | B | 3 | 393 | mandatory left of flag pole, path and beyond plays normal OB |
| 6 | Long | A | 3 | 320 | path and beyond out of bounds |
| 7 | Long | B | 3 | 272 | path and beyond out of bounds |
| 8 | Long | A | 3 | 349 | All paths and beyond out of bounds. |
| 9 | Long | B | 3 | 441 | Path and beyond OB. fence and beyond OB. |
| 10 | Normal | A | 3 | 226 | triple mandatory, if mandatory is missed your next shot is from the mandatory. |
| 11 | Long | B | 3 | 496 | mandatory left of mando sign, mandatory right the short pole, Fence is the only OB. |
| 12 | Long | A | 3 | 332 | hazard island |
| 13 | Long | B | 3 | 301 | path and beyond out of bounds |
| 14 | Long | A | 3 | 335 | PATH IS INBOUNDS. Beyond path is OB. |
| 15 | Normal | B | 3 | 194 | Path and beyond OB. |
| 16 | Long | A | 3 | 321 | Hazard Island |
| 17 | Normal | A | 3 | 264 | mandatory left |
| 18 | Long | B | 3 | 481 | path and beyond out of bounds |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Creek Island Loop
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 2: Ridge Return
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Glow Line Drop
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 4: Tape Found Here
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Fog Hole Seven
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Signal Lost
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Tree Line Breach
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Last Cam Live
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 9: No Exit Nine
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.