Week 5 · Runaway Glide @ Creekside
View ResultsSun, Mar 15 · 7:00 AM – 6:00 PM · $5.50 buy-in
Weather
39–40°F
Clouds · wind 6 mph
Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Week 9 FINALE! Runaway Glide @ Creekside. Sundays, flex starts 7AM-5:40PM, shotgun 6PM. 100% FUNDED: Grass Seed & Plants for Hole 6! $50 min ace pot. Low turnout—be the finale's…
Week 5 · Tape Glitch
*static crackle* Welcome to the final chapter of this slapstick simulation. A commitment-phobic disc golfer mentors a shy teen, but the real plot twist is we need players for the finale.
This is 'Runaway Glide' — a 90s movie parody simulation within The Chaintrix. Plot: 'A supposed commitment-phobe mentors a shy teen and full-sends a finale that reframes what she was chasing all along.' Translation: you throw discs at Creekside while the simulation frames it as emotional growth. Your VHS-trapped host, Flippy, will narrate through the static.
The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. We need a cast for the final scene, or this whole 'Runaway Glide' arc ends not with a bang, but with the sound of a VHS ejecting.
The ace pot has a $50 minimum guarantee from ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform). This means the displayed pot can look 'stuck' at $50 until player contributions exceed it. Any guarantee top-up goes to the winner's Bonus Account. Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City as our local retail partner for supporting the league scene.
Sundays at Creekside Park. Flex starts 7:00 AM - 5:40 PM. Shotgun start at 6:00 PM. It's a 9-week romantic comedy, and you're the star—whether you show up for the morning matinee or the dramatic evening premiere.
Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...varied. Brian Hansen (RPA) leads the series with 809 points from 54 events—a true grind narrative. Katie Tews holds FPO. But these stories need a final act. Show up and challenge for the top billing, or watch your ranking get a 'Straight to Video' label.
*tape ends with a loud click* Your VHS-trapped aquatic narrator, hoping you hit 'record' on Week 9.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Runaway Glide @ Creekside
