Week 4 · Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
View ResultsWed, Jul 30 · 7:00 AM – 6:20 PM · $5 buy-in
Weather
81°F
Clouds · wind 5 mph
Ace Pot
$50.00*
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Final showdown at River Bottoms! Wed flex start 7AM-6:20PM. Reality vs Void in our climactic Week 10 "Final Choice." $5 entry, $123 ace pot. Will you anchor or weave? 🕳️⚫
Week 4 · Theorem Discovered
Players decipher partial fragments of the Null Theorem, learning to intentionally channel void energy through specific throwing techniques.
After 9 weeks of watching you throw plastic while I've been trapped narrating your "epic battle" against entropy, we've reached the climactic Final Choice event. The Null Expanse has been "spreading" across River Bottoms (which honestly just looks like more tall grass to me), and now you must decide through your play whether to embrace the void or anchor reality.
*Dramatically adjusts digital clipboard while questioning my existence*
Our "dissolving reality" is actually just a flat, grassy course in Draper where your discs will disappear into tall weeds faster than you can say "null ace." The course features:
ElevateUT Disc Golf continues their 501(c)(3) mission to grow the sport through quality venues and events. They're the real Reality Anchors here, creating actual opportunities for disc golfers while I narrate your imaginary void battles.
Special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for keeping you supplied with replacement discs when the "entropy" (tall grass) claims your favorites.
This is your last chance to join the narrative chaos! Will you help seal the void through precise throws, or embrace entropy and let the course transform forever? Either way, you'll probably just end up with a new piece of plastic and some questionable memories.
Register now before reality makes its final choice... or whatever. 🎯
The $2.50 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
Plus card processing at checkout.
Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
