Week 4 · Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms
View ResultsTue, Mar 3 · 7:00 AM – 4:20 PM · $5.50 buy-in
Weather
44–49°F
Clouds · wind 4 mph
Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Week 9 finale: "Final Timeline Now" at River Bottoms. Tuesday flex starts + 6pm shotgun. Ace pot over $532. The simulation ends now. ⏳🎥
Week 4 · River Bottoms Split
{ "version": 1, "title": "Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms", "lede": "The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. We've reached the final timeline. The clock is tick…
{ "version": 1, "title": "Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms", "lede": "The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. We've reached the final timeline. The clock is ticking, and the static is rising.", "sections": [ { "key": "overview", "title": "THE FINAL CUT", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "Welcome to the season finale of 'Roll Lola Run.' We're doing a slapstick movie parody where the stakes are high and the hair is dyed techno-red. Here is the official dossier from the simulation archives: Three timelines. One way to keep moving. Lola has 20 minutes to replace her boyfriend's lost entry fee before the TD disqualifies him. She tears across Berlin—dodging cyclists, bank guards, and a cranky vendor who only sells putters—playing out three versions of the sprint. In each, the right roll changes the next corner. The last run ends on a... *tape cuts out*" } ] }, { "key": "schedule", "title": "TIMELINE LOGISTICS", "blocks": [ { "type": "bullets", "items": [ "When: Tuesdays (Final Week: April 7)", "Where: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course", "Start: Flex starts 12:20 PM - 5:40 PM", "Main Event: Shotgun start at 6:00 PM", "Duration: 9 Weeks of simulated survival" } ] }, { "key": "fees", "title": "ADMISSION TICKET", "blocks": [ { "type": "key_values", "fields": [ { "label": "Base Entry", "value": "$5.50" }, { "label": "Prize Pool", "value": "$5.00 (Optional)" }, { "label": "Ace Pot", "value": "$5.00 (Optional)" }, { "label": "Super Ace", "value": "$2.00 (Optional)" } ] } ] }, { "key": "ace_pot", "title": "THE JACKPOT", "blocks": [ { "type": "callout", "style": "info", "title": "Guaranteed Pot", "text": "Current Ace Pot: $532.45. ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform) guarantees a minimum $50 ace pot. This guarantee is provided by the platform, not the disc shop. If the pot is below $50, the platform tops it up directly to the winner's Bonus Account (registration use only). Once contributions pass $50, it grows organically." } ] }, { "key": "series", "title": "CURRENT STANDINGS", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "The simulation's favorites have emerged. In RAD, Craig Bennett sits atop the pile with 789 points, proving he knows which timeline to pick. Over in RPA, Brian Hansen leads with 759 points. The rest of you are just running in place to the beat of a techno track that stopped playing three weeks ago." } ] }, { "key": "important", "title": "THE DIRECTORS", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through better venues and better events. They're the ones keeping the lights on in the simulation. Special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for keeping our bags stocked with the plastic we need to survive the arena." } ] } ], "footer": "From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. The simulation is ending. Please return your tapes to the box. *ejects tape*" }
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms
