Week 9 · Office Ace @ Tville
View ResultsThu, Apr 9 · 7:00 AM – 6:20 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Thursdays @ Valley Regional Park. Flex start 7am-6:20pm. Week 9: Final Review. The simulation ends; avoid the outplacement zone. 💼📉
Week 9 · Final Review
The simulation is glitching. The final performance review is here. Clock in or get downsized.
Welcome to the Week 9 'Final Review.' The hypnotist's spell is fading, and the reality of the TPS reports is setting in. You've survived the lunch-hour league at Valley Regional Park, but now the simulation demands a final accounting. This isn't just disc golf; it's a hostile takeover of the greenbelt. The weak get reassigned to the parking lot.
Thursday shifts at Valley Regional Park. The simulation allows flex starts because management knows you're slacking off anyway.
Funding the severance packages. Your weekly contributions keep the lights on and the copier jammed. Thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit, for building these arenas so we have somewhere to pretend to work.
The simulation has sorted you into departments based on your threat level to upper management.
The Blockbuster database is updating. Let's see who's getting a promotion and who's getting escorted out by security.
Some promotions come in one clean shot. After a hypnotist mishap, Peter stopped caring about memos and started a lunch-hour league that turns the campus greenbelt into a nine-hole masterpiece. His friends discover joy, management discovers 'liability,' and the copier discovers a 400-foot drive. When the company picnic becomes a sudden-death shootout, one perfect ace could win them severance, freedom, and lifetime use of the gazebo.
Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
Plus card processing at checkout.
Office Ace @ Tville
