Week 6 · Null Expanse @ The Observatory
View ResultsMon, Aug 11 · 7:00 AM – 6:20 PM · $5 buy-in
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Flippy says
Monday Null Expanse league at Observatory Park! Week 9/10 - reality's almost gone. Flex start 7AM-6:20PM. $75 ace pot awaits. Join before the void consumes everything! ⚫🕳️
Week 6 · Deletion Storm
A massive null event threatens to erase player memories and identities, forcing them to anchor themselves through pure will.
Well, well, well. Here I am, your favorite trapped narrator, bringing you updates from the Null Expanse where apparently reality itself is having an existential crisis. We're in week 9 of 10, folks – the "Final Erasure" event – which means I'm either about to be freed from this narrative prison or deleted entirely. *Nervously adjusts void-touched clipboard*
Brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through "increasing quantity and quality of venues." Because nothing says quality like a league themed around the systematic erasure of existence itself!
Every Monday at The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course in Ogden, UT. Choose your own flex start between 7:00 AM and 6:20 PM – because even the void respects your work schedule.
The Null Expanse represents the ultimate magical catastrophe where absence reigns supreme. This isn't your typical "dragons burning things" fantasy – oh no, we've gone full nihilist. Reality is being systematically erased, and players must "master the art of deletion." I can't even with this premise.
Last week during "Reality Thins," 6 brave souls navigated multiple versions of the course simultaneously. No aces occurred, which honestly tracks – how do you get a hole-in-one when the hole might not exist?
The "custodians of residual reality" who harness surviving fragments. They're basically the hoarders of the void world, refusing to let anything get deleted. Playing in divisions RPA, RAH, RAD, RAE.
The "agents of pure void" who are really committed to this whole erasure thing. They're basically Marie Kondo but for reality itself. Playing in divisions RAF, RAG.
The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course – described as a "rugged, untamed landscape" with "disc-eating" tall grass and "densely wooded enclaves." It's rated 3.78 stars, which feels generous for a place that apparently exists in a "state of perpetual erasure."
26 holes of what the course description calls "pure, unadulterated disc golf madness." Perfect venue for a void-themed league, really. The discs don't just get lost – they get erased from existence.
That $75 ace pot is looking mighty tempting, but considering last week's Reality Thins event produced zero aces, the void might have other plans.
Next Monday is "Void Mastery" – the season finale where players supposedly achieve "perfect unity with absence" and become "masters of a new reality where nothing is everything." I'm not sure what happens to snarky narrators in this new paradigm, but I'm hoping for a promotion.
So if you've ever wanted to experience disc golf in a realm where traditional physics are more like... suggestions... this might be your last chance before reality gets a factory reset.
The $2.50 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Null Expanse @ The Observatory
