NEURALYZED — Urban Forest
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Event Details
About This League
Monday flex league at Urban Forest. Week 10 Finale: "Total Redaction." Secure your clearance. 📁🕶️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. The final file is open, and by protocol, I have to read it to you. It's Week 10: Total Redaction. The season ends here, agents. Secure your clearance or get redacted from the record.
Mission Briefing
This is the NEURALYZED protocol. You are not disc golfers; you are the cleanup crew. The Urban Forest at Spanish Fork is a Containment Zone, and every errant throw is a potential leak. Your job is to suppress the incident with marble precision and austere symmetry. The theme is bureaucratic thriller, which is fitting because nothing induces anxiety like a scorecard and a pencil.
Deployment Timeline
Mondays at Urban Forest. Choose your own card flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM. The Agency doesn't care when you arrive, just that the paperwork is filed correctly by sunset.
Funding the Resistance
Thanks to our local retail partner, Birdcage Disc Golf, for supplying the plastic we use to bury the evidence. Support the shop, or the only thing you'll be clearing is the bench.
The Ace Pot Protocols
Note: The displayed pot may appear 'stuck' at the guarantee amount until contributions exceed it. Any top-up funds required to meet the guarantee are credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only; not withdrawable to PayPal or retail partners). Read the fine print, agent.
Series Clearance Levels
This is part of the Disclosure anthology. Your bag tag is your Security Clearance Level. A challenge is an 'Audit.' If you win, you breach their security. If you lose, you are compromised.
Current Directors: In RPA, Chris Fox (383 pts) is sitting in the big chair. In RAE, Christian Phelps (355 pts) is securing the perimeter. The rest of you are fighting for 'Field Operative' status.
Critical Alert
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. My objections are filed in triplicate. Redacted. Moving on.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Urban Forest League Layout
NEURALYZED @ Urban Forest
Course Rules
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Urban Forest League Layout
General Notes
All walking path is OB. Normal OB rules.
Layout Details
| Hole | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | 3 | 253 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 2 | Right | 3 | 366 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 3 | Left | 3 | 301 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 4 | Short | 3 | 278 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 5 | Left | 3 | 271 | Mondo right at 100’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 6 | Left | 3 | 257 | Double Mando at 170’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 7 | Short | 3 | 198 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 8 | Short | 3 | 252 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 9 | Middle | 4 | 481 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 10 | Short | 3 | 264 | Two left mandos. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 11 | Long | 3 | 291 | Left mando at 80’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 12 | Long | 3 | 294 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 13 | Short | 3 | 240 | Hazard island. If your disc does not come to rest inside the island (log border), play it where it lies with a stroke penalty. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 14 | Right | 3 | 302 | Double mando at 130’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 15 | Long | 4 | 504 | Double mando at 350’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 16 | Left | 3 | 318 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 17 | Long | 3 | 265 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 18 | Main | 3 | 353 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules.. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Anomaly Detected
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 2: Spanish Fork Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 3: Forest Containment
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 4: Witness Control
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 5: Flash Protocol
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 6: Internal Audit
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 7: Archive Breach
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 8: Urban Countermeasures
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 9: Final Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 10: Total Redaction
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
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