The finale is here. Two timelines, one course, and a brand new set of blue chains to determine your fate.
CRITICAL MISSION UPDATE: NEW BASKETS
87% TO GOAL - WE'RE SO CLOSE
The simulation is buffering. We need to push the NEW BASKETS fund over the line at $6,750. This is permanent course infrastructure—a legacy that outlasts any weekly payout. Every round you play contributes to the cause. Don't let this timeline fade to static.
The Simulation Run
Welcome to the Dual Final. Week 9. The convergence. For nine weeks, we've watched two realities play out: one where elite players crush the field, and another where underdogs spark revolution. Now, the storm rolls in over Beacon Hill as both timelines meet at the 18th. Only one outcome gets rendered.
Your membership status is... checking Blockbuster database... due for renewal. Survive the finale, or rewind and try again next season.
BEACON HILL UPGRADE COMPLETE
BIG EFFIN DEAL ALERT
Beacon just got brand new BLUE Innova Disccatchers. RIP to the old Art Dye homemade baskets—we will miss your rustic charm, but we won't miss the spit-outs. The new chains catch clean. The simulation approved this upgrade.
Finale Logistics
Wednesday nights. Choose your own adventure: Flex start anytime from 7:00 AM to 4:00 PM, or join the chaos at the 4:20 PM shotgun start. The arena doesn't care when you arrive, only that you perform.
- Date: Every Wednesday (This is Week 9 - FINALE)
- Location: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf Course
- Format: Choose your own card + Shotgun Start
Cost of Admission
Prize Pool (Optional)
$5.00
Super Ace (Optional)
$2.00
Max investment for glory: $17.50. A small price to exist in the premium timeline.
Ace Pot Status
Current Pot: $502.45. The simulation has been generous. No minimum guarantee is active this week because the pot is already healthy. Hit chains, get paid. It's that simple.
Survival Board Snapshot
The arena has spoken. In RAD, Craig Bennett holds The Singular Path with 808 points—a monument to consistency. Brian Hansen dominates RPA with 759. Katie Tews leads FPO. These aren't just players; they are the protagonists of this simulation.
The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. If you're not on the board, the finale is your last chance to glitch the system.
Sponsored By
Thanks to Birdcage Disc Golf for keeping our bags stocked with the plastic we throw into the new blue chains. And thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf for the platform that makes this league possible.
*rewind sound* Let's see that rating drop again in slo-mo. The simulation loves dramatic replays.
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