The simulation is glitching, the VHS is tracking, and the finale is worth DOUBLE. Welcome to the Rewind Protocol.
The Simulation Status
Welcome back to Bogey Nights, the only league where your glow stick dimming is a plot point. We're in Week 9, the 'Rewind Protocol,' and the simulation is demanding a climax. This isn't just another Thursday night at Dragonfly; this is the director's cut. Fame glows brightest after dark, but redemption? That happens under the merciless sun.
DOUBLE SERIES POINTS (2x)
This event is worth 2x toward the series standings. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but it does offer leverage opportunities. Use them wisely, or your ranking gets left on the cutting room floor.
Showtimes
Flex Start
7:00 AM - 4:00 PM
Shotgun
4:20 PM (medicinal promptness encouraged)
Duration
9 Weeks (We are currently at Week 9)
Cast List
Two pools. One survival narrative. Pool A features FPO, RPA, RAH, and RAD divisions—your headliners. Pool B is FA2, RAE, RAF, and RAG—the supporting cast with all the best plot twists. Check your call sheet; you don't want to be on the wrong set.
Box Office
Base Entry
$5.50 (includes weekly buy-in)
Prize Pool
$5.00 (optional)
Super Ace
$2.00 (for the dreamers)
Pay to play, pay to win. The simulation runs on transaction fees and shattered dreams.
The One True Pot
Current Ace Pot: $260.00. That's a lot of late fees.
Guarantee Disclaimer
ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform) guarantees a minimum $50 Ace Pot. If the pot is below $50, they top it up. Any top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration only, not withdrawable). Birdcage Disc Golf is our retail partner but does not guarantee this pot.
Chaintrix Standings
The season arc is concluding. Brian Hansen (RPA) is sitting on 789 points, likely polishing his award speech. Craig Bennett (RAD) is at 872 points, proving consistency is a character trait, not a bug. In the FPO division, Katie Tews leads with 16 points—fresh off the glow round, ready for the daylight test.
With DOUBLE SERIES POINTS on the line, the bottom of the leaderboard is about to get volatile. This is your montage moment. *Air guitar solo*.
Plot Synopsis
Important Information You Must Include: Bogey Nights — 'Fame glows brightest after dark.' (Boogie Nights, 1997). Plot: A naive kid with a freaky natural putt gets discovered at a glow round and rockets into an after-hours scene of sponsors, swagger, and midnight showdowns. Success is dazzling; the comedown is real. When the party ends, he has to rebuild a game under actual sunlight—and prove to himself that par in daylight beats stardom at 2 a.m.
Building the Set
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through better venues. They're not just running the simulation; they're building the hardware. Your participation helps fund permanent course improvements. It's the only thing here that isn't ironic.
Deleted Scenes?
It's Week 9. The credits are rolling. But hey, the DVD extras have to come from somewhere. Late joiners are welcome, though you'll be starting the race when everyone else is lapping you. Bring a montage.
Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...expiring soon. Make it cinematic.
schedule
