ElevateUT Altitude Series
Aug 07 - Oct 09, 2024
Current Holder
Brian Bowling
Enchanted Ferns
Enchanted Underbrush of Divisional Chaos
Photosynthesis Requires Constant Sunlight
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, the Enchanted Ferns tag has seen better days, and Brian's +15 performance is more tragic than a unicorn losing its horn! With a league event average of 9.0, Brian's score is as off-key as a tone-deaf bard in a fantasy realm. This tag may be "just ok," but Brian's round felt more like a cursed labyrinth than a magical journey. The ferns' allure is waning faster than a Harry Potter spell, leaving us wondering if this tag is a gift or a curse. As we bid adieu to this rollercoaster league, will Brian rise from the rough like a phoenix or remain lost in the enchanted woods? Time will tell, but for now, this tag is a hot potato no one wants to catch!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, the Enchanted Ferns tag keeps passing hands like a hot potato at a picnic! Jake's snag at +12 is like finding a wilted flower in a garden - not exactly a prized bloom. With a league event average of 11.3, Jake's consistent play keeps him in the game, even if this tag is just lukewarm leftovers. The mystical allure of the ferns seems to be fading faster than a Snapchat message, but hey, in this league of highs and lows, maybe being "just ok" is the new cool. Will Jake's steady performance lead to a surprise twist in the tag saga, or is this fern's magic all dried up? Stay tuned, folks!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, the smoke may have cleared, but the drama around tag 9 'Enchanted Ferns' is still thick! Lee snatches the tag with a score of 66, just above their league event average of 65. Are they enchanted by the ferns' mystical vibes, or are they feeling more like a cursed garden gnome? With the league reaching its midpoint, the battle for this tag is heating up like a cauldron of bubbling putts. Will Lee bloom like a magical fern, or will this tag prove to be more thorn than rose? Stay tuned, disc golfers!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Afton may have clung to tag 9 like a koala to a eucalyptus tree, but with scores resembling a broken record, is it skill or luck that keeps them a step behind? At least Enchanted Ferns remain enchanted for now.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah, Afton, gracefully accepting the burden of tag 9 from the 'Enchanted Ferns'. With a score of 77, perhaps the ferns weren't so enchanted after all. The average score of 64 sets a high standard for future tag holders to aspire to. Will Afton rise to the occasion, or will the ferns continue to cast their mystical spell of mediocrity? Time will tell.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah, Simon enters the league with a flair for the dramatic - bag tag 9 'Enchanted Ferns' suits him well. Let's hope his game matches the whimsy of his tag. With no history, the pressure is on to cast a spell on the competition!