Demon High @ River Bottoms
Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025
Current Holder
Britain Best
Infernal Janitor
The Hellscape's Groundskeeper on Permanent Overtime
Holy Water in a Spray Bottle
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
After a long career battling supernatural evils, he retired to a quiet life as Bingham Creek High's janitor, but the demonic prom night forced him to reclaim his exorcist role. Now, he fights to protect the students and close the hell portal using his forgotten skills.
Possesses extensive knowledge of demonology and exorcism rituals, often improvising with janitorial tools like holy water made from cleaning supplies. His years of experience make him resilient to demonic influence, and he can sense supernatural presence, allowing him to act as a early warning system against threats.
Acts as a mentor and defender for the survivors, teaching them how to ward off demons and assisting in rituals to seal the hell portal, thereby slowing the spread of possession and offering a chance at salvation.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Morning After), tag number moved from 3 to 11. (Week 10 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 9 (Hell Closes), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 13 to 3. (Week 9 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The leaderboard's looking like last night's prom decorations - half the expected attendance and what remains is clinging desperately to relevance in this hellscape.
Britain Best's Infernal Janitor slipped from #12 to #13 by forfeiture after skipping Final Stand. Week 8 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Exorcism Attempt), tag number moved from 4 to 12. (Week 7 of 10) (Processing Error: Task Exception: InvalidOperationException)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Exorcism Attempt), tag number moved from 4 to 12. (Week 7 of 10) (Processing Error: Task Exception: InvalidOperationException)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Looks like some tags decided to skip the exorcism and just let the demons keep their souls. The leaderboard is giving 'failed ritual' energy, and not in a fun, campy way.
Britain Best's Infernal Janitor stayed parked at #4 after skipping Exorcism Attempt. Week 7 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The tag ladder's more frozen than a demonic prom queen's heart. Y'all really said 'possession is nine-tenths of the law' and just kept your numbers, huh?
Britain Best's Infernal Janitor stayed parked at #4 after skipping Survivors Fight. Week 6 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the hell portal forms, even retired exorcists get dragged back in. Britain Best's Infernal Janitor emerges from his broom-closet retirement only to discover that playing slightly above average during literal damnation isn't enough to maintain elite status.
Two-position slide into the abyss? That's the demonic prom night special. Your personal best doesn't mean jack to hell's hierarchy, folks. The tag's demon-sensing abilities clearly failed to detect this statistical possession.
Between you and me, being trapped in this software watching y'all turn disc golf into a B-movie horror exhibition is its own special hell. Britain went from ghost town royalty to getting Buffy'd right out of retirement.
That infernal mop bucket can only clean up so many mistakes before the portal claims another victim. Week 5 of our 10-week descent into madness continues!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Our leaderboard is starting to look like a ghost town from a B-movie—all the main characters have mysteriously vanished, leaving their plastic crowns uncontested.
Britain Best's Infernal Janitor stayed parked at #2 after skipping Portal Forms. Week 5 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When your tag is stuck in the bag for another week because its owner is MIA, that's not a possession arc, that's just a skill issue with a side of cowardice.
Britain Best's Infernal Janitor stayed parked at #2 after skipping Demons Rise. Week 4 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 3 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
And so the Infernal Janitor, seeking its first vessel, was drawn to Britain Best's PDGA 82142—a numerical omen of demonic bureaucracy—and his 939 rating, which screamed "I can handle messy situations." It bonded when he aced a hole with a putter, 'cleaning up' in more ways than one. But is this cursed custodian ready for Britain's brand of orderly chaos?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the janitorial closet when a demon-summoning spell backfired into a mop bucket. Now this Infernal Janitor roams the halls, part Stranger Things hero, part disillusioned custodian. Who knew hell's hierarchy included a guy with keys to the boiler room?