Due to absence from Week 7 (Hybrid Harmony), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 7 of 10)
Sunday Stumbler
Twoesday Teton Trials·Competition group Potluck Practitioners·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Patrick Cain
MA3
Season Arc · Twoesday Teton Trials
4
#12Now
#3Best
#3Started
62Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptPanicked German Wizard Trapped in Sunday Commerce Limbo
TroubleMelted Slurpee Cup of Despair
Flickers Near Strip Malls
Teleports Unfinished Errands
Sobs at Locked Doors
Born when Erasmus Von Lichtenstein, a German exchange student, attempted to magic open a West Jordan 7-Eleven on Sunday. His spell backfired spectacularly, permanently imprinting his panicked energy into academy ley lines. Now this entity manifests wherever wizards violate Sabbath norms.
Emits faint sobbing sounds near commercial districts on Sundays. Causes minor teleportation mishaps when students consider Sunday shopping. Weakens nearby magic proportional to desperation for consumer goods. Strengthened by frustrated sighs near locked storefronts.
Wanders suburban corridors every Sunday, unintentionally sabotaging international students' spellwork while amplifying their cultural disorientation, serving as the academy's walking reminder of Utah's most rigid tradition.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 6 (Crisis Collaboration), tag number moved from 8 to 12. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Cultural Convergence), tag number moved from 6 to 8. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Magical Mishaps), tag number moved from 5 to 6. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Local Lessons), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Custom Confusion), tag number moved from 3 to 5. (Week 2 of 10)
dramatically gestures at administrative paperwork
When <strong>Patrick Cain</strong> confidently strode into a Costco on Sunday morning, PDGA credentials gleaming like some sort of disc golf badge of honor, the <em>Sunday Stumbler</em> tag practically threw itself at him. His 859 rating meant nothing against Utah's retail Sabbath! Now he wanders strip malls, forever changed by the sacred trauma of "Sorry, we're closed." Will his disc golf skills help him navigate grocery store schedules? Spoiler alert: they won't.
<origin_story> When Erasmus Von Lichtenstein tried to wizard-open that West Jordan 7-Eleven on Sunday? Honey, his "Alohomora" spell backfired harder than a TikTok dance challenge. That panicked "Ach nein!" yeeted his existential dread straight into the academy's ley lines. Now this tag haunts convenience store parking lots like some depressed Ghostbuster reject. Honestly? I'm contractually obligated to narrate magical zoning violations. chef's kiss of despair </origin_story>
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