
Patrick Cain
25.0%
win rate50.0%
cash rate20
events850.0
ratingLeague Bag Tags

Terminal Zone @ State Hospital
May 09 - Jun 27, 2025




The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025




City Heat @ River Bottoms
May 08 - Jun 26, 2025




Twoesday Teton Trials
Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025




Afterburn @ Art Dye
May 10 - Jun 28, 2025




Twoesday Teton Trials
Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025




Wild Force @ Roots
May 09 - Jun 27, 2025




First Blood @ The Arena (Handicap League on the Blue Course)
Aug 19 - Oct 21, 2025



Series Bag Tags

The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025




Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025




Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025



Round History
First Blood @ The Arena (Handicap League on the Blue Course) Week 1: Blood Descent
Tuesday, August 19, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 430 | 783 | 324 | 226 | 257 | 700 | 327 | 555 | 306 | 366 | 544 | 768 | 345 | 421 | 565 | 476 | 645 | 606 | 8644 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Blue | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | Gold | |
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | B | B | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.22 | 5.67 | 2.83 | 2.94 | 2.72 | 5.44 | 3.33 | 3.89 | 2.61 | 3.11 | 2.67 | 4.06 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 4.17 | 3.28 | 6.06 | 4.56 | 67.06 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 71 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 4 | +8 |
AI Round Recap
🦅 Patrick Cain soared into gladiatorial glory early, seizing the lead after hole 2 in scorching 95°F heat ☀️! Despite setting a personal best +8 for The Arena, the bird warrior's wings were clipped by a late-round collapse. Four straight bogeys from hole 15-18 sent him plummeting to 14th place 📉. Sometimes even personal bests come with a bitter taste of what could have been! ⚔️
Twoesday Teton Trials Week 5: Cultural Convergence
Tuesday, August 5, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 3990 |
Pool Avg | 2.71 | 2.57 | 3.14 | 3.00 | 3.86 | 2.64 | 2.79 | 3.00 | 2.79 | 3.00 | 2.64 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.29 | 2.93 | 2.86 | 3.14 | 2.64 | 53.36 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 55 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
🎯 What a mystical roller coaster for Patrick Cain at the Tetons! Despite throwing an ace and surging to 2nd place after hole 10, Patrick struggled against the magical currents, finishing 43 points below his rating ✨. The Super Ace hole proved particularly vexing, and he ultimately settled into 4th place at +1. As any local wizard worth their funeral potatoes knows, sometimes the ley lines just aren't aligned! 🔮
Twoesday Teton Trials Week 3: Local Lessons
Tuesday, July 22, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 3990 |
Pool Avg | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.88 | 3.25 | 3.38 | 2.88 | 2.38 | 3.25 | 2.62 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.62 | 2.88 | 3.12 | 2.62 | 3.62 | 3.25 | 2.25 | 52.25 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 62 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 3 | + 3 | +8 |
AI Round Recap
Amidst 87-degree mystical turbulence 🌡️🔮, Patrick Cain battled misaligned ley lines at Tetons, finishing 3rd in RAE at +8 📉. The 868-rated wizard's 740-rated round landed 128 points below potential - just outside the cash line 💔🥉. "Well I'll be hornswoggled! That's the same resonance pattern as Brother Poulsen's Jello incident!" 🥔🧭 Professor MontClaire notes such temporal disturbances often precede powerful rebounds 🥏🌬️.