GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League
May 24 - Jun 28, 2025
Current Holder
Stephen Dunton
Rift Hopper
Master Of Unstable Wormhole Putts
Phase-Shifts At The Worst Times
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Former Agent K. Hollis stole a dimensional stabilizer prototype during the Crisis Clash contraband incident. Discovered its wormhole-generation capabilities could bypass agency checkpoints. Defected after weaponizing the tech to plant sabotage devices across multiple courses simultaneously.
Modified disc bag emits chroniton pulses that create unstable spatial rifts. Signature discs feature iridescent plastic that phases through obstacles at resonant frequencies. Equipment generates VHS-static distortion fields that scramble surveillance systems. Temporarily disabled by electromagnetic containment but recovers through rapid phase-shifting.
Creates temporary dimensional portals allowing rogue teams to bypass agency cordons and alter course layouts mid-tournament. Specializes in vanishing during containment ops to plant sabotage devices at critical infrastructure points.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Crew Convergence), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 5 of 6)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Rift Hopper (#3) now clings to DebSummers—a name so generic it could be a default WiFi password. Congrats on hijacking a top-tier tag with the energy of a fax machine cover sheet. Stephen’s 835 rating dragged this duo through the wormhole, while Kevin’s 795 whispered “I’m just here to hold the glow discs.” Their +25 over personal avg? Must’ve phased into a universe where “putting” exists. Meanwhile, the previous #3 holders (*probably called themselves Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 2) weep into their neon fanny packs. The Rift Hopper’s properties? “Creates unstable spatial rifts.” Fitting, because naming yourselves after a HR rep is its own dimensional crime. Next time, try Summers’ Eve of Destruction—at least own the chaos.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Let’s talk about DebSummers—not a team name, just two first names stapled together like a tax form. Meanwhile, the poor souls they stole #9 from? Probably called themselves Chain Reaction or Putts of Hazzard—equally tragic. Congrats on moving up four spots, but naming yourselves after a LinkedIn profile isn’t the flex you think it is. Alternate-throw format saved you, because creativity clearly didn’t. Stephen Dunton’s 835 rating dragged this duo through, while Kevin’s 795 screamed "I’m just here for the snacks." The Rift Hopper tag now phases between mediocrity and… slightly less mediocrity. Next week, try Dimension-Why? or Wormhole Wannabes. At least own the chaos.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> Born from stolen tech during Crisis Clash, Rift Hopper (#13) weaponized a dimensional stabilizer to yeet discs through wormholes. Went full 'Stranger Things' upside-down, phasing past agency checkpoints with VHS-static cloaking. Rogue Ops: because disc golf needed interdimensional tax evasion? sigh Even my narration glitches near this thing. </origin_story>
The Rift Hopper phased through reality, evading interdimensional tax collectors, when Stephen Dunton (PDGA#267706) shanked a putt so violently it created a temporal paradox. The tag materialized in his bag mid-whiff—destiny or dimensional error? His PDGA number just happened to match the wormhole’s access code. Now he carries unstable chronotech that makes his Berg feel... extra illegal. Can this mortal handle the paperwork?