Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Reckoning), tag number moved from 30 to 32. (Week 8 of 8)
Riot Blade
Season Arc · City Heat @ River Bottoms
2Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleA former riot control officer who discovered his squad served corrupt officials. Forged electrified tonfa from police drone parts, now leading assaults against crooked law enforcement.
Reactive composite armor with combat-intensifying neon panels. Twin stun-pulse tonfa. Magnetic grip boots for scaling urban structures. Voice modulator that echoes threats through riot helmets.
Breaches enemy strongholds using crowd control tactics reversed against corrupt forces. Specializes in turning security systems against their operators.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Neon Resistance), tag number moved from 28 to 30. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Concrete Warfare), tag number moved from 27 to 28. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Twilight Vendetta), tag number moved from 25 to 27. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Chrome Revolution), tag number moved from 23 to 25. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Midnight Rebellion), tag number moved from 18 to 23. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Street Showdown), tag number moved from 10 to 18. (Week 2 of 8)
Cue synthwave track with unnecessary gun cocking sounds
Behold Kieran "The Berg Bandit" Buhler, crashing MA2's party like a glowstick-wielding vigilante who actually read the rulebook. ~dramatic neon silhouette pose~ Our former riot cop just turned his #15 tag into a #10 faster than you can say "ACAB" through a karaoke mic.
Performance breakdown:
- Out-threw the field by 7 strokes (basically disc golf Batman)
- Hit his personal average (consistency is... checks notes... boring?)
- 934-rated round? In MA2? ~adjusts tinfoil hat~ Someone's angling for that sweet, sweet bag tag drama.
Tag lore callback: That "electrified tonfa" made from police drone parts? Turns out it's great for smashing expectations. ~sigh~ I hate how this backstory somehow works.
Fourth wall break: ~gestures at cyberpunk aesthetic~ We both know this is just a dude in dad sneakers throwing plastic, right? But sure, let's pretend it's Blade Runner meets PDGA Rulebook.
Closing thought: 5 spots in Week 1? Either a meteoric rise or ~glitches ominously~ the system's rigged. Place your bets before Episode 2: "Street Showdown."