Riot Blade

City Heat @ River BottomsPool Neon Knights Challenge · numbers move by duel

RAE Red

#140197 883 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · City Heat @ River Bottoms

#32Now #10Best #15Started 67Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style

High ConceptElectrified Tonfa-Wielding Justice of the Chains

TroubleStatic Discharge Scrambles My Own Tech

Cyan Circuitry Tracer Echoes Threats Through Helmets My Tonfa Were Police Drones

A former riot control officer who discovered his squad served corrupt officials. Forged electrified tonfa from police drone parts, now leading assaults against crooked law enforcement.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy

Field drift #30 #32

Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Reckoning), tag number moved from 30 to 32. (Week 8 of 8)

Field drift #28 #30

Due to absence from Week 7 (Neon Resistance), tag number moved from 28 to 30. (Week 7 of 8)

Field drift #27 #28

Due to absence from Week 6 (Concrete Warfare), tag number moved from 27 to 28. (Week 6 of 8)

Field drift #25 #27

Due to absence from Week 5 (Twilight Vendetta), tag number moved from 25 to 27. (Week 5 of 8)

Field drift #23 #25

Due to absence from Week 4 (Chrome Revolution), tag number moved from 23 to 25. (Week 4 of 8)

Field drift #18 #23

Due to absence from Week 3 (Midnight Rebellion), tag number moved from 18 to 23. (Week 3 of 8)

Field drift #10 #18

Due to absence from Week 2 (Street Showdown), tag number moved from 10 to 18. (Week 2 of 8)

Played Week 1 #15 #10

Cue synthwave track with unnecessary gun cocking sounds

Behold Kieran "The Berg Bandit" Buhler, crashing MA2's party like a glowstick-wielding vigilante who actually read the rulebook. ~dramatic neon silhouette pose~ Our former riot cop just turned his #15 tag into a #10 faster than you can say "ACAB" through a karaoke mic.

Performance breakdown:

Out-threw the field by 7 strokes (basically disc golf Batman)
Hit his personal average (consistency is... checks notes... boring?)
934-rated round? In MA2? ~adjusts tinfoil hat~ Someone's angling for that sweet, sweet bag tag drama.

Tag lore callback: That "electrified tonfa" made from police drone parts? Turns out it's great for smashing expectations. ~sigh~ I hate how this backstory somehow works.

Fourth wall break: ~gestures at cyberpunk aesthetic~ We both know this is just a dude in dad sneakers throwing plastic, right? But sure, let's pretend it's Blade Runner meets PDGA Rulebook.

Closing thought: 5 spots in Week 1? Either a meteoric rise or ~glitches ominously~ the system's rigged. Place your bets before Episode 2: "Street Showdown."

Forged

Origin Story:
Born when a police taser mated with a glowstick during an LED fever dream, Riot Blade emerged from dumpster-fire bureaucracy like a John Wick sequel directed by RoboCop's drunk cousin. Its "electrified tonfa" was literally just repurposed Roomba parts until the Neon Knights added ✨aesthetic violence✨. Now it haunts municipal golf courses muttering "ACAB" through a Walmart karaoke mic - peak dystopian cosplay. ~sigh~ I’m contractually obligated to say this is cool.

(Yes, this backstory took 3 Red Bulls and a Zoomer intern. Pray for me.)

In the neon-drenched alley where Riot Blade first sparked to life (read: behind a Taco Bell dumpster), Kieran Buhler tripped over destiny… and a rogue Berg. The tag’s PDGA 140197 “prophecy” ~air quotes~ apparently required a man who could huck putters and rock dad sneakers unironically. As arcade synths swelled, our hero’s shadow struck a pose worthy of Jean-Claude Van Dork—backhanding a squirrel mid-chicken-wing throw. “Welcome to the chain gang,” growled the tag through its Dollar Tree voice modulator. But does a guy whose best ace was a ricochet off a porta-potty truly wield ✨electro-justice✨?

~sighs in forced narration~ Must we do this every season?

See where Kieran Buhler sits in the pool.Updated after every finalized round

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