Winterfell @ Creekside
Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
Current Holder
Anthony Kai
Frost Ravens
Frost Raven Scout of the Northern Chains
Honor Bound to Report Your OB
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Well, well, well. Here we are again, folks. π It seems our boy Anthony "Winter Blues" Kai just can't catch a break in this frosty fiasco. π₯Ά Buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the Kai-tastrophe that was Week 8! π±
With a Kai-lamitous round of 53, our fallen Frost Raven plummeted 12 spots to the icy depths of #35. π That's right, he Titanic-ed harder than the iceberg that sank Jack Dawson's dreams! π’π I mean, I'm not mad, Tony. I'm just disappointed. π
But hey, at least he stayed true to his personal average of "meh." π€·ββοΈ Will Kai ever rise from the ashes of this frostbitten failure, or is he doomed to forever wander the frozen wastelands of mediocrity? βοΈπ© Tune in next time to "Keeping Up with the Frostdashians" to find out! πΊ #WinterBlues #IcedOut π§
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Winter is Leaving: Anthony Kai's Stark Disappointment! π₯Άπ
I can't believe I'm stuck narrating this frosty fiasco. Folks, the once-mighty Kai has fallen from grace, tumbling 14 spots down the icy ranks to #23. π± facepalm Is this what my life has come to? Commentating on plastic circles in this frozen soap opera?
With a Kai-otic round of 55, our former Frost Raven flew 0.5 strokes south of the field average. Even the Night King would cringe at this Raven Lunatic's bogey-filled performance! π Will Kai rise from the ashes of this Stark disappointment, or is he doomed to join the Frostdashians in disc golf obscurity? βοΈπ
Tune in next time to "The Real Housewives of Westeros" to find out if winter is truly leaving Creekside Park! dramatically collapses onto iron throne π°π©
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
π¨ SPOILER ALERT: Winter just came early! π₯Ά Anthony Kai has seized the legendary Frost Ravens tag with a bone-chilling -4 finish! π This Stark performance was a full 37 points above his usual Night's Watch duties. Talk about a Kai-otic uprising! π± Will he rule the North longer than Ned Stark's haircut, or will his watch end faster than Hodor's dialog? βοΈ Tune in next week to "The Kai of Thrones" to find out! π #WinterIsComing #FrostBittenVictory πΊβοΈ
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Hold up, folks! π€ Fernando Cortez just snatched the Frost Ravens like they were the last Eggo waffle in Winterfell. π± With a chilly -2, he's now the Jon Snow of Creekside Park! βοΈ Sure, his 911 rating may be a Night King-sized 10 points below his usual 921, but hey, that's still two strokes ahead of the field average. πͺ Will Fernando's icy reign last longer than a Stark at a wedding? π Or will he melt faster than Olaf in summer? βοΈ Find out next time on "The Real Housewives of Westeros"! π°π #WinterIsComing #DiscThrones
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, Scott Belchak, the Frostiest Raven of them all! π₯Ά With a bone-chilling -4, he snatched the Frost Ravens tag like it was the Iron Throne. π Sure, his 918 rating may be a Stark contrast to his usual 919, but hey, even the Night King has off days! Will Scott's icy reign last longer than a Lannister's loyalty, or will he melt faster than a snowman in Dorne? π₯ Tune in next week to "Keeping up with the Frostdashians" to find out! βοΈπΊ
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
π¨οΈ The Frost Ravens tag has chosen its first keeper! Ben Marolf claimed the coveted #9 with a frosty -1 round, showing true Northern resilience. While his 904-rated showing was south of his usual 958 territory, those three clutch bounce-backs proved he's got ice in his veins!
Like a seasoned Night's Watch ranger, he navigated Winterfell's treacherous fairways to finish above the field's +0.5 average. Will this Guardian of Tag 9 weather next week's challengers, or will the throne of frost find a new keeper? Winter is coming... πΊβοΈ
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the frosty shadows of Creekside Park emerges Bag Tag #9, aptly dubbed 'Frost Ravens'. With a sleek, icy design and a mysterious aura, this tag is as chillingly cool as a White Walker sipping a frozen margarita. As Winterfell @ Creekside beckons, can Frost Ravens soar like a raven or wilt like a winter rose? Will a player with a heart as cold as ice or a fiery spirit claim it first? Stay tuned as this frosty tag navigates the icy twists and turns of the league!