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King of the Hill

King of the Hill

Awarded to players who have held the coveted #1 bag tag

Common 159 players
159 Players Earned
57 Different Leagues
Oct 2024 First Unlocked
7d ago Last Earned

Players Who Earned This

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March 2, 2026 Recent
Flippy
Flippy Says:

rewind sound with heavy static Let's see that rating spike again in slo-mo. The simulation absolutely loves a dramatic coup.

From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, and the Urban Forest arena has a new monarch. Jared Tanner didn't just play Week 4—he authored a hostile takeover. Shooting even par when the field averaged nearly +5? A 914 rating that humiliated the 863 average? That's not just winning; that's sending a frequency that scrambles everyone else's signal.

He seizes the King of the Hill title and the #1 bag tag—'Hollow Echo.' Legend says it emerged from a corrupted Matrix tape, a phantom rhythm that disrupts focus and dampens noise. Fitting. Jared's round was exactly that: a silent, devastating pulse that hollowed out the competition, jumping from #6 to the throne.

The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. Now, the real question: how long can you hold the top spot when the tag you carry is literally made of disruptive, glitching silence?

February 28, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

rewind sound, followed by a hum of static The simulation's master reel just got a violent edit. From the wreckage of a midnight rental bin purge, a new signal bleeds through—Darren Woodie has hijacked the broadcast! With a -6 (937-rated) round featuring 8 birdies, he didn't just climb the rankings; he spliced himself from #7 straight to the throne, claiming the King of the Hill title and the glowing "New Blood" tag. Its red recording light is pulsing now, a heartbeat in the static, proof that the greenest challenger can overwrite the script. The question is, with the whole Vanguard watching that top spot... can he keep the signal from turning to snow?

February 28, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

rewind sound with a flare of VHS static The simulation’s primary signal has been overwritten. After a dominant +1 (946-rated) run at TheFort—netting five birdies while the field averaged +5.4—Trevor McCleskey has seized the VHS Sentinel. The #1 tag isn’t just a ranking; it’s a hovering monolith of video noise that replays your victories on loop and locks the rankings against all entropy. Jumping from #3 to claim the throne is one thing, but holding it while the Sentinel projects your highlights and repels data decay? That’s the real test. King of the Hill status: authenticated. Now, the question the whole Static Court is asking: can you survive the recursive playback of being the target?

February 27, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

rewind sound, then tape hiss Welcome back to The Culling, where we usually watch ratings plummet in dramatic slo-mo. Not today. The simulation has rendered a verdict, and the static has cleared to reveal a new king. Zack Markarian didn't just play ArtDye; he authored a -4, 962-rated manifesto while the field averaged a +2.5. Six birdies later, he's vaulted from tag #18 to seizing the #1—The Prime Mover. That cathode glow isn't just for show; it's the hum of pure, unshakable momentum. The first flick of the Sling Matrix has found its heir. King of the Hill is crowned. But in this arena, the throne is the hottest seat in the house. The question is, Zack... how long can you keep the tape from rewinding on you?

February 23, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

rewind sound with aggressive tape warble Let's replay the hostile takeover in slo-mo. The simulation just registered a throne claim that bent the narrative. Peter Haws didn't just play Chainspotting @ Creekside—he executed a system override. A +1, 898-rated round with four birdies in a field averaging +1.5? That's not golf; that's rewriting the source code. He vaulted from the #5 tag to #1, seizing Neon Requiem—the tag that hums, glows, and repels the erased. It warms unnaturally in his grip now, amplifying the resolve of someone playing with nothing to lose. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. You're now the beacon in the flicker, Peter. The real question is, how long can you hold a frequency that burns anyone who tries to touch it?

February 22, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

VHS tracking lines distort the leaderboard display The Blockbuster database is recalculating... and the "Top Rental" slot has a new occupant. From the broadcast booth's glitch-monitoring feed, I'm contractually obligated to announce that Aaron Prestgard has just executed a flawless simulation run. A -8 (991 rated) masterpiece at Crimson Glide, featuring 9 birdies while the field averaged a +1.9 slog? That's not a round—that's a tactical autopsy of every failure pattern in the Grid's archives. The entity 'Tactical Requiem' has its perfect archivist, auditing the arena's mortality ledger with cold, calculated throws. Jumping from tag #5 to seize the #1 spot, Aaron now embodies the highest form of respect: winning by refusing to repeat recorded errors. King of the Hill status confirmed. But the simulation's real test begins now: can your heartbeat stay synced to that low-frequency survival pulse when every challenger below starts gunning for your archival metadata?

February 20, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

rewind sound Welcome back to The Culling's archived simulation. The Blockbuster database has processed Week 2 at The Roc @ Tetons, and the Velvet Requiem has spoken. Bergan Sillito didn't just play—they performed. Shooting +1 with three birdies against a field averaging +3.0? That's not surviving the arena; that's conducting it. The entity representing Pool B's terrifying composure has found its new vessel, elevating from #2 to claim the throne. King of the Hill is yours—the simulation's top-tier membership, where every throw is a narrative choice. But the real drama starts now: how long can you maintain that perfect VHS tracking before the tape demands a new protagonist?

February 20, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

rewind sound Let's see that rating spike again in slo-mo. The simulation just booted a new primary user. Guy McAtee didn't just show up to Sexy Slingers—he executed a full system override. A 980-rated -3 with five birdies while the field was grinding at +3.1? That's not playing the course; that's rewriting the Chaintrix's core parameters from the tee pad. The leap from tag #11 to seizing the King of the Hill crown and the Velvet Genesis tag—that chrome artifact humming in analog amber—means you threw with a form so clean, my static-flared gills are registering zero corruption. A flawless simulation run. But the summit's resolution is the first to blur. Who's cueing up their tape to challenge the new bearer of first principles?

February 19, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

rewind sound Let's see that rating drop again in slo-mo. The simulation loves dramatic replays. From the glitch-ridden broadcast booth, we have a system override. David LaTour didn't just play Week 2; he executed a hostile data-write. With a +10 (848 rating) and 2 birdies against a field averaging +5.2, he forced a three-position jump from tag #4 straight to the source code. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. The arena crown is now a corrupted broadcast signal—the Static Prophet. Feel that EM field disrupting your watch? That's your new king. See a disc skip frames into the basket? That's the prophecy. King of the Hill is more than a tag; it's a consciousness assembled from lost login attempts. So, Prophet, a question for the newly uploaded: does the throne feel like static, or are you already part of the noise?

February 14, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

adjusts headset, screen flickering with static And we have a Week 1 coronation, live from the arena. The cathode rays have spoken, and the Neon Gauntlet has a new bearer. Marvin Atene didn't just play a round; he uploaded a highlight reel. A 963-rated, 5-birdie -4? While the field was averaging nearly two over? That's not a victory; that's seizing the broadcast signal. He's claimed the #1 tag, the throne itself—a relic born from a corrupted VHS tape that now maps his path in ghostly scan lines. From #2 to the pinnacle, he is your King of the Hill. The real drama starts now: how long until someone tries to hit stop-eject on this reign?

February 14, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

static crackles, then clears Welcome to Week 1 of The Culling, where the sand is deep and the rankings are shallow. The arena has a new monarch! Nicholas Mead didn't just play a round—he staged a broadcast hijacking. A -2, 939-rated masterpiece with 6 birdies while the field averaged nearly +2? That's not scoring; that's signal override. From #5 to claiming the throne and that glowing King of the Hill tag—the 'New Blood' that hums like a rewinding VHS and pulses with static defiance. The Vanguard's promise is real: fresh tape can overwrite the script. But let's be real, your highness... the booth is watching. How long can you keep the red recording light from blinking out?

February 13, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

fog machine coughs out a pathetic puff of digital mist The broadcast booth is officially haunted, but even the glitchy special effects can't obscure what just happened. Alex Collings didn't just win Week 1—they conducted a hostile takeover of the entire leaderboard. 🎬 Posting an 899-rated +1 with four surgical birdies, they seized the Neon Slinger tag from #3 and declared themselves sovereign. That flick in the dark? More like a coronation. The arena rewards smooth execution, and Alex's wire-to-wire performance in RAE was textbook precision. Now holding the King of the Hill title, the real question is: how long can you maintain that lounge-era cool when every challenger in the Matrix now has you in their crosshairs? 👑 static crackles

February 13, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

adjusts headset And we have our first feature presentation of Season 47! From the projection booth of The Culling, I bring you breaking news: the celluloid has been developed, and the permanent record shows a new ruler in the arena. Scott Troxel has seized the throne in The Roc @ Tetons, jumping from the #4 spot to claim the coveted #1 bag tag—Celluloid Judgment itself. A -1 round with 6 birdies means every throw was worthy of the replay, every moment bold enough to escape the edit. Now he bears the weight of being perpetually observed, every future throw archived in the code rain. The King of the Hill has been crowned, but in this theater of survival, the real question is: King of the Hill... how long can you stay on top before the director yells 'cut'?

February 12, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

adjusts headset, listens to the faint hum of static Welcome back to The Culling, where we crown kings from the feedback of broken projectors. The arena has a new monarch, and the neon grid lights are flickering in his honor. Jonathan Lang has tuned into the frequency of fate itself, seizing the #1 bag tag—The Static Prophet—in Office Ace @ Tville.

Let’s break down this coronation: a clean, even-par round when the field average was a bloody +6.3. A 938 rating that’s 70 points clear of the mortal fray. Five birdies whispering through the chains. He didn’t just climb; he glitched from the #4 spot straight to the throne.

Now he holds The Static Prophet. A tag that warps perception and replays your fate on a loop. checks clipboard So, Jonathan, as the whispers from that abandoned AV closet guide your throws… does the static tell you how long you can hold the crown, or just when the next perfect release is due?

February 11, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

The fractured apex has been claimed. adjusts headset From the broadcast booth of The Culling, I bring news of a regime change in Gliding Doors @ Beacon Hill. Scott Gardner didn't just win Week 1—he seized the #1 tag from #2, ascending to the throne with a -1 round that beat the field average by a full 2.5 strokes. A 933 rating and 4 birdies is how you claim a tag born not from clean victory, but from the precise moment victory fractured. Now he holds the 'Fractured Apex,' an object that warps perception and shows every possible failure to his rivals. It's genuinely dominant play, wrapped in the absurd theater of collapsing timelines. The King of the Hill is crowned. But here's the cliffhanger: how do you defend a throne that exists in a thousand different realities at once?

February 10, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

adjusts headset, static crackles Welcome to Week 1 of The Culling at Roots, where we turn Tuesday league into survival theater. The prophecy in the VCR tape was right. The Static Psalm is humming, and Ian Dahlen Flor is its new conductor. Let's be real: a +3 score usually gets you a participation ribbon and existential dread. But here? Against a field averaging under par? Those three birdies weren't just throws—they were incantations. An 845 rating that somehow beat expectations, like physics took the day off. Now he's seeing those spectral grid lines the tag promises, forecasting disc drift while the rest of us are just hoping for a clean release. From #2 to seizing the King of the Hill throne in one week. The arena crowns its first monarch of the season. But the real question: how many weeks before the throne starts feeling like a target?

February 9, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

regal fanfare plays, then cuts to static From the broadcast booth of The Culling, we have a seismic shift in the power structure. Luke Hansen didn't just win Week 1 at Chainspotting @ Creekside—he seized the throne. Posting a -1 (910 rated) while the field averaged +1.3? That's not just playing well; that's establishing dominance. Three birdies, clean golf, and now he wears the crown as our first King of the Hill. The 'Arcane Warden' overlay is fitting—guarding that #1 tag will require some mystical protection. A new monarch is crowned, but in this arena, thrones are notoriously uncomfortable. The real question: how many weeks before someone comes for the crown?

February 9, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling. Season 47, Week 1, and the arena is already serving drama. The Neon Shroud has chosen its bearer.

From the shadows of the #7 tag, Christopher Hamby emerges, seizing the throne in Chainspotting @ Creekside. Shooting even par with a 897 rating when the field was averaging over bogey? With 4 birdies? That’s not just surviving the opening salvo—that’s declaring war. The tag that refracts light unnaturally and hums with a magnetic charge now rests with a player who rewrote the leaderboard.

He’s jumped six positions to claim King of the Hill. But the real question, champion: in the glow of the Neon Shroud, how long can you hold a throne that everyone else is trying to steal?

January 12, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

weary mentor voice, but genuinely impressed Kid just wrote the ultimate comeback script. Tyler Romney didn't just climb the mountain—he rewired the whole training montage. A bogey-free -9 with a 965 rating? That's not just pumping up the volume, that's rewriting the algorithm. From #7 to claiming the Forest Welcomer's amber throne in The Loft Boys @ Urban Forest, Tyler bridged reality and the supernatural with pure, beautiful disc golf. Nine birdies of pure, radical flight. The King of the Hill achievement is yours, and you earned every bit of that warm, comforting light. Now the real question: can anyone dethrone this new monarch before the credits roll on Week 10?

January 2, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in training montage The Culling's survival board just got a radical rewrite. From the depths of #11, a pilot has executed a vertical climb straight to the summit. The arena has spoken, and the throne is seized. I'm contractually obligated to announce Jared Shimanek as your new King of the Hill in Top Glide @ The Fort. His +1, 911-rated masterclass, complete with 3 birdies, didn't just beat the field—it commanded it. He now holds The Winged Mirage, a tag forged from the heat haze of Maverick Cole's legendary turnover, warm to the touch and humming with captured flight. It's the benchmark of surrendered control, and Jared just mastered the release. So, rookie... how long can you keep the crown before the sky wants it back?

January 2, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in training montage Let's pump up the volume on a comeback story for the ages. The Frozen Rope Division at Top Glide @ The Fort has a new sovereign, and he didn't take the scenic route. Brett Buttars just executed a hostile takeover of the entire leaderboard, rocketing from tag #18 to seize the #1 spot. How? By punching a -2 (937-rated) round straight through a Force Ten gale of a field that averaged over par. Four birdies served as the afterburners on that climb. Now he holds the throne—a tag forged from a scuffed nose cone, perpetually warm and humming with latent power. The King of the Hill has been crowned. But in this arena, the hard part isn't the conquest... it's the occupation. So, Brett, you've seized the crown. The question is: how long can you hold the line against the hungry pack at your heels?

December 28, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

glubs in reluctant training montage Looks like Bryan Cook finally listened to the 80s soundtrack in his head. While the rest of us were taking notes, he was skipping study hall to card a -4 (901 rated) with six birdies, executing the ultimate slacker power move. He didn't just find his way to the top—he meandered there with the unhurried certainty of the Tardy Pilgrim, jumping from tag #7 to claim the throne. So, who's brave enough to try and dethrone the new king of detention? The bell's about to ring.

December 26, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in synthesized saxophone Well, someone just recalibrated the entire targeting computer. Nicholas Scott went full 80s action hero, launching from tag #16 straight to the throne with a -8 (993-rated) surgical strike. Nine birdies, two eagles, and a statistical dominance so absolute it makes the field's +2.0 average look like they're still reading the manual. The Laser Rangefinder tag—forged for 'absolute certainty'—finally found an operator who gets it. Congratulations on claiming King of the Hill with the precision of a locked-on missile. So, Top Gun... now that you're painted on everyone's radar, how long can you maintain air superiority?

December 26, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in synthesized saxophone Strap on your aviators and cue the power ballad, because we have a new monarch. Kelly Hall has seized the #1 bag tag, ascending from the #2 spot by serving up a solid +2 round (914 rated) with 2 birdies at Dragonfly. That's beating the field average like it was the final boss in an 80s arcade game. Her new tag, 'Craft Services,' means she's now officially in charge of the victory fuel—the coffee and baked goods that keep this whole neon-lit production running. So, King of the Hill, the real question is: how long can you hold this leather-clad throne before the next challenger rolls up in a metaphorical muscle car?

December 26, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in training montage Well, someone just hit the nitro. Michuel Palfy didn't just climb the leaderboard at Top Glide @ The Fort—he basically ejected from the #9 cockpit and commandeered the #1 fighter jet. Shooting +8 on a day the field averaged +2 is the disc golf equivalent of landing a damaged plane. Now he's wearing the King of the Hill leather headset, its golden hum supposedly syncing with distant updrafts. Eight positions in one week? That's not a glide path; that's a vertical takeoff. So, Top Gun... how long can you hold this thermal before someone locks onto your six?

December 24, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in training montage Well, someone just drove their metaphorical muscle car straight to the top of the heap. Mark Allison has seized The Motel Ledger - that scuffed, coffee-scented binder of reality checks - and with it, the #1 tag in Bag @ Beacon Hill. Shooting a -5 (that's a 973 rating while the field averaged 905) with 8 birdies isn't just good disc golf; it's the kind of performance that would get a freeze-frame high-five in any self-respecting 80s sports flick. Jumping from #5 to claim the throne? Talk about a montage-worthy climb. King of the Hill achieved, complete with obligatory synth soundtrack. Now the real question: how many weeks can you keep the ledger balanced at the top before reality comes knocking with an invoice?

December 24, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in synthesized saxophone The probability matrices have spoken, and they've delivered a plot twist worthy of a straight-to-VHS action flick. Jon White just seized the #1 tag at Roots with a +3 round, proving the throne sometimes goes to the strategist, not the sharpshooter. Jumping ten spots from #11 with 5 birdies, he's now keeper of Precise Probability—that glowing polyhedron humming with statistical certainty. The field averaged -2.3, but here we are: king by probability management. King of the Hill achieved through what I can only call 'optimal statistical positioning.' So, new monarch, how long can you maintain this delicate balance before the data inevitably... recalibrates?

December 22, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in synthesized saxophone The Machination Engine's brass gears are officially smoking. That sentient Victorian pain calculator mapped every weakness, predicted every emotional fracture... and then watched Rodrigo Ornelas detonate across Creekside with a 978-rated, bogey-free -8. Eight birdies, zero bogeys, and a climb from tag #12 to claiming the throne in one catastrophic system failure. The Engine's perfect prediction? That Rodrigo would keep playing like he was trying to lose. Its fatal miscalculation? That he'd finally show up to throw. So, Prince Humperdinck's fancy probability machine... how's that 'optimal moment to intimidate' looking now?

December 19, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in training montage Well, Corry Johnson just executed the ultimate hostile takeover. In a downpour that would make any sane person stay inside, he unleashed a 895-rated +2 that was 49 points above his rating—basically overclocking his entire game. The parasitic 'Spotlight Thief' tag he's carrying didn't just absorb ambient glory; it went full turbo, sucking him from #5 to the throne in one radical leap. Three birdies in heavy rain? That's not just skill, that's borrowed brilliance with sequins. King of the Hill achieved, but here's the real question: when the VHS tape of this season finally stops rewinding, will the sequin slip off, or has Corry permanently hijacked the spotlight?

September 11, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

Okay, the system is literally vibrating with whatever arcane energy Jayce Cook just unleashed at Roots. From tag #7 to claiming the throne with a +11 performance that apparently counts as god-tier in botanical apocalypse conditions? The Harmonic Weave tag is practically humming approval while I'm trapped here forced to narrate this as an epic saga instead of 'guy who finally learned to hyzer.' King of the Hill achieved through the power of... not screaming at shrubbery? What's next, commanding the wind spirits to hold your beer?