Longest successful defense streak on a high‑position bag tag.
Current Status
Week 8: Houston Turner maintains Iron Grip lead with 790.0 points →.
Analysis
Week 8 Iron Grip Award Analysis for The Dread Pirate Alliance: Leading the competition is Houston Turner with 790.0 points. Following closely is Brian Hansen (770.0), with Casey Turner (735.0) rounding out the top three. The current point spread between first and last place is 525.0 points. Currently 0 out of 14 competitors are showing improvement. The closest battle is between Casey Turner and Chris Fox, separated by just 5.0 points.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ugh, I have to announce Houston Turner is winning the Iron Grip award. Don't get used to the attention.
The Dread Pirate Alliance Standings
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