Your Adventure Begins in Final Girl @ The Fort

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Week 4 Plot Twist! Championship survival at The Fort, Mondays with flex start 7AM-6:20PM. $624 ace pot growing. Late joiners welcome - if you dare! 🔪👻
Welcome to the season trailer of Final Girl @ The Fort, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Cold Open

GRINDHOUSE AT THE FORT
In a world where disc golf was supposed to be just a game...
The Fort Buenaventura has transformed into something sinister. What began as a championship league has become a survival gauntlet where twenty players entered... but only one will survive.
Each player carries a cursed Horror Hall of Fame bag tag—ancient archetypes that chose them. The Slasher. The Final Girl. The Mad Scientist. As the weeks pass, they're becoming what they carry. Some embrace it. Others fight it. All will face it.
When claw marks appear on basket thirteen and the bridge crossings are sabotaged, the players realize: The Fort is hunting them. The river boundary that once marked out-of-bounds now marks the edge of survival itself. Trees close in. Baskets relocate between throws. And somewhere among them walks a killer wearing a familiar face.
This October at The Fort, two factions will form—those who play to escape, and those who run to survive. But when hole sixteen's elevated basket becomes the final battleground, only one truth remains:
The Fort demands sacrifice.
Some pars aren't worth dying for.
GRINDHOUSE GOTHIC: SEASON ONE The league plays for keeps.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
🎬 The Horror Show Details
When: Mondays starting September 22nd (we're currently in week 4 - the "Plot Twist" episode where trust dies)
Where: The Fort Buenaventura - that championship-level tree-maze where James Conrad made history and mere mortals make... well, mostly bogeys
Format: Choose your own nightmare with flex start times from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM - because horror works in any lighting condition
đź’° The Price of Survival
- Base Entry: $5 (cheaper than most horror movie tickets, infinitely more terrifying)
- Optional Prize Pool: $5 (bet on your survival odds)
- Ace Pot: $5 (currently at $624 - someone's getting PAID if they park it)
- Super Ace: $2 (for the truly delusional optimists)
Look, I'll level with you - we're dealing with a championship-level course that's been transformed into the ultimate Final Girl testing ground. The Fort's dense woods, elevated platforms, and river boundaries aren't just "course features" anymore - they're survival challenges. Each hole strips away another escape route until only the most resourceful players remain standing.
🎠Who Can Audition for Final Girl Status?
All divisions welcome because everyone deserves a chance to be the sole survivor:
MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA2, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
The beauty of this Grindhouse series monstrosity is that The Fort becomes your entire world for 10 weeks. No course rotation, no variety - just you, the trees, and whatever's been stalking players since episode 1. It's like being trapped in a really expensive, really long horror movie where the only way out is through.
*Dramatically sighs while checking survival statistics* Whether you're a seasoned pro or someone who thinks "Final Girl" is just a really specific division, come test your resourcefulness against Utah's most punishing championship course. Just don't blame me when you realize the real horror was the bogeys we made along the way. 🎬⛓️
