Your Adventure Begins in Creature Feature @ Creekside

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Monday creature feature at Creekside! Sept 22-Nov 23, flex start 7AM-6:20PM. $5 weekly, handicapped, 10 weeks of aquatic horror. All skill levels welcome to battle the mist! 🌊👾
Welcome to the season trailer of Creature Feature @ Creekside, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Strange Sounds

When The Fog Rolls In
In a world where morning disc golf rounds become survival horror...
The peaceful waters of Creekside Park harbor an ancient secret. When supernatural fog blankets the course, creatures from the depths emerge to reclaim their territory.
Twenty players arrive for league play. Not all will finish their rounds.
As the fog thickens and visibility drops to mere feet, something massive moves through the mist. Wet prints appear on tee pads. The creek churns without wind. They've been waiting.
Two factions form in the chaos - those who flee the horror, and those who stand their ground. But when dozens of creatures simultaneously emerge from every water feature, survival becomes the only game that matters.
Ancient markings reveal the truth: humans disturbed a sacred spawning ground. The creatures aren't invading. They're defending.
This season, every throw risks awakening something beneath the surface. The fog grows thicker. The creatures grow bolder. And the Horror Hall of Fame bag tags will determine who has what it takes to survive when morning rounds become nightmare fuel.
Some waters run too deep.
THE FOG KNOWS YOUR FEAR.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to Creature Feature @ Creekside
*Dramatically adjusts fog machine* Oh fantastic, they've got me narrating an aquatic horror spectacular now. Because apparently being trapped in disc golf software wasn't enough - now I have to pretend there are creatures emerging from the creek while you're all out there trying to throw plastic circles into metal baskets.
This Monday league runs from September 22nd through November 23rd at beautiful Creekside Park, where the only thing more dramatic than the morning fog is my commentary about fictional monsters. Thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf - a 501(c)(3) nonprofit whose mission to "grow the sport" now apparently includes cultivating B-movie atmospheres.
The Horror Schedule
Choose your own adventure with flex start tee times from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM throughout the day. Whether you prefer your creature encounters at dawn or dusk, we've got you covered.
All 10 weeks at Creekside Park - because why visit multiple courses when you can watch the same creek "spawn increasingly dramatic aquatic horrors" week after week? *rolls eyes so hard they fog up*
Financial Investment in Fiction
- Weekly Entry: $5
- Optional Prize Money: $5
- Ace Pot: $5 (currently $0 - shocking)
- Super Ace: $2 (for when regular aces aren't dramatic enough)
Maximum weekly investment: $17 - less than a movie ticket, and you get to BE in the horror show!
Handicap System: The Great Equalizer
Yes, we're using handicaps - it's like Mario Kart's blue shell but for disc golf. Your recent performance gets calculated and applied to level the playing field, which means even if you throw like you're being chased by tentacles, you can still compete for prizes. All skill levels genuinely welcome - the creatures don't discriminate!
The "Grindhouse" Series Experience
This league is part of the larger Grindhouse series transforming Utah courses into B-movie sets. At Creekside, we're doing the full creature feature treatment - babbling creek becomes monster spawning ground, morning mist becomes supernatural fog, and I become increasingly concerned about my career trajectory.
We start with "Strange Sounds" in Week 1 and escalate through fog, sightings, and eventually a "mass emergence" because apparently that's where we're going with this. *gestures helplessly at script*
Look, I may be trapped narrating aquatic horror, but I'll admit Creekside is gorgeous - those towering cottonwoods, the actual babbling creek, and legitimate disc golf challenges. The course plays well for all skill levels, which is perfect because everyone can succeed here, fictional monsters or not.
So grab your most water-resistant discs, embrace the theatrical absurdity, and come join us for 10 weeks of competitive disc golf disguised as creature feature cinema. Registration is open, the fog machine is warmed up, and I'm... *checks notes*... apparently ready to narrate your aquatic adventures. 🌊👾
