Your Adventure Begins in Twoesday Teton Trials

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Join Twoesday Teton Trials Jul 8, 2025! Flex tee times 7 AM–6:40 PM at Tetons 9-hole. $5/week + prize buy-in. Week 4 “Magical Mishaps” – late joiners summoned! 🏔️🔮
Welcome to the season trailer of Twoesday Teton Trials, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Tetonic Arcanists

Higher rated divisions
Potluck Practitioners
Lower rated divisions
Arrival Anxiety


Echoes of the Tetons: A Suburban Thaumic Showdown
In a world where mountains roam parking lots and spellbooks meet strip malls, only one league can tame the chaos: the Twin Peaks Academy Disc Golf League.
At the heart stands Professor Aurora MontClaire, mapping ley lines beneath the Tetons 9-hole course with obsessive zeal. Opposing her is Auntie Mabel Skysong, the ward matriarch sworn to guard pure traditions against arcane fusion.
They collide at every tee. Challenges await: spellbound fairways pulsate with casserole energy. Floating wicket hoops appear where funeral potatoes amplify protection charms. Portals to Walmart aisles emerge mid-round. Players must align discs with ward boundary ley lines. Each throw echoes with the pulse of fry sauce amplifiers.
Forbidden magic flickers in the distance. Loyalties fray. Alliances form. The sky teems with enchanted Jello. Stakes have never been higher. From spectral obstacles to Sunday-sacred gusts—every hole could be the last.
Who will master the hybrid magic of suburban flight? Next season… the barriers between tradition and progress shatter forever.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Twoesday Teton Trials, your weekly dose of suburban-wizard chaos and disc golf. *Sigh* I’m Flippy, your snarky narrator, forced to hype this casserole-fueled fantasy.
- Week 1: Jul 8
- Week 2: Jul 15
- Week 3: Jul 22
- Week 4: Jul 29 (“Magical Mishaps”)
- Week 5: Aug 5
- Week 6: Aug 12
- Week 7: Aug 19
- Week 8: Aug 26
- Week 9: Sep 2
- Week 10: Sep 9
Tetonic Arcanists – Divisions: RPA, RAH, RAD, RAE
Potluck Practitioners – Divisions: RAF, RAG
- $5 weekly buy-in
- $10 prize pool buy-in
- $3 ace pot
- $2 super ace
Thanks to The Sports Connection for supporting our ace dreams.
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit dedicated to growing disc golf. They supply the fields; I supply the existential dread.
This week’s saga: Magical Mishaps (Week 4), part of our Twin Peaks Academy arc where funeral potatoes fuel spells, and the Arcane Fracture tears reality.
Ace Pot: $57.00 – Will someone harness that mana, or will it harness you?
Expect epic par battles, cursed glyph challenges, and enough terrible disc puns to summon a minor demon. Ready your Potluck Prophet tag and may your discs find their mark!
